Do you guys have strategies for establishing parameters when your wives are available and conditions under which they'll be available?
We cannot have a sexual routine. Our adolescent kids are nosy and inquisitive. We cannot risk their finding out that their angelic mother is a bedroom porn star.
My wife does not want a boyfriend or regular paramour for the same reason. She does not want any man around our home when our kids are home. She wants MFM sex when we can make it work, it's safe from our nosy kids, and she wants it. She wants to be the only person in control of when and where porn star sex might occur. Our kids are her world. She will not jeopardize her relationship with our kids. She would never jeopardize her family.
My wife and I did a last Fri-Sun debauchery session with our new and much younger friend. It began as MFM sex. By Sun, it was my wife and Brad. I was too tired to continue and out of hard ons after Sunday morning. Brad is 15 years younger than my wife. She outlasted him and me, but he was able to get hard more than she expected.
She did not wear clothes the entire weekend. They rarely wandered out of our bedroom. They got out of bed for showers and to eat. Except for rinse off showers my wife will take to wash cum off of her body, they showered together. It wasn't nonstop sex. They took a lot of naps, watched most of 24 hours of porn that I rented, watched a couple movies, and did a lot of talking. She got fucked more over those three nights and two days that she has ever been over the same duration.
He left early Mon morning for work.
Since New Year's Day, Brad and my wife have communicated virtually every day. She's his comfort blanket while he's mired in an ugly custody battle.
Brad texted my wife yesterday. The message left her with a confused feeling. She texted to him that she would call him this morning on her way to work.
She told him that they are only friends and will only be friends. She will not jeopardize her family for anyone or for sex. She told him that if he ever asked her for sex behind my back, she would never have another thing to do with him. She said she'd do MFM sex with him again if we're available and we can prevent our kids from finding out. She told me that his initial response was slightly hurt and confused. She explained reality to him from another angle. She told him that if I should disappear never to be seen again, there is too large an age difference between them for a romantic a relationship. We have only a friendship relationship that includes periodic sex when it was perfect for her. He finally understood. He told her that he needed her support and advice while fighting for custody of his kid. That was extremely important to him. He would not risk it by violating her rules of engagement. She told him that she hides nothing from me. She tells me everything he tells her.
I thought my wife resolved a potential problem honestly, fairly, and sincerely. What do you guys think?
Rules of Engagement
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Your wife handled that very well. You are a lucky man!
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It's simple, my wife decides when she's available.
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It sounds like your wife resolved it well. Regarding your question about how it is for others, my wife decides when she is available and wants to date, so no strategy needed around that. Like your wife, she is not looking for a romantic relationship, just a friendly connection with great sex. Family and our everyday life is always her priority when scheduling.
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She handled it as I would have. I’m the one who sets up my dates.
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Wesley Hudson Valley
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Re: Rules of Engagement
Hello Tank. Your wife handled the situation extremely well with the expertise of a seasoned Hotwife. You should be grateful and thankful to have her as your wife,
There are numerous obstacles and logistics to overcome in this lifestyle especially couples who have a family. My wife says at times she has a double life one as a wife, mother, career woman, the other as a desirable and insatiable Hotwife that I so love
There are numerous obstacles and logistics to overcome in this lifestyle especially couples who have a family. My wife says at times she has a double life one as a wife, mother, career woman, the other as a desirable and insatiable Hotwife that I so love
Re: Rules of Engagement
My wife and I have lots of rules of engagement. But we don't use our rules as much anymore to confine her activities but rather to channel them. We set up "games," as we call them - structures and contexts in which we can live out a particular kink, and the rules are designed to accomplish that specific intended dynamic. In a recent post in the Hotties Forum I explained how we've codified our "affair game" to extract the mutually desired energy that comes from her "cheating" with my consent. The rules channel our expectations rather than confine hers. Plus the rulemaking activity itself - our private policy think tank so to speak - sets the stage for some poignant mind play over wine and dinner, and foreplay after. And like you, Tank, we're cautious to maintain our facade of conservative respectability among our children and neighbors.
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Tank Turner
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Re: Rules of Engagement
Thank you, OHW members, for your supportive comments.
My wife was worried that she might have been too offensive with Brad. She has genuine affinity and concern for him. She loved having sex with him. But she's a realist. She knew before she tore him apart on New Year's Eve that at best they'd become friends with occasional sex. She didn't want to lose him as a friend and an occasional sex partner, but she would not risk our kids finding out that she's a bedroom porn star nor would she risk her family.
While we were fucking and resting, she graphically told me what they did from the time they arrived at the restaurant on Friday. She knew she was going to fuck him before they entered the restaurant. They got into sex talk almost immediately, one of my wife's favorite topics. He is extremely sexually experienced, a trait my wife looks for in men. He complimented her on her sexual skills. Like more women, she loves sincere compliments.
They told each other what sex acts they most loved. My wife absolutely loves her pussy eaten. He assured her he knew how to eat pussy. She knew it from New Year's Eve and day. He enjoyed blow jobs. She assured him that she had blowjobs perfected. He knew it. She is sexually submissive. He's sexually dominant. My wife does best with sexually dominant men. He does not do well with sexually timid men.
She had high expectations when we began Friday evening taking turns fucking her mouth. She was disappointed with me for not pursuing aggressive sex with her. She told me days earlier that she wanted to play the role of a porn star slut. She thought it was getting better when Brad and I took turns fucking her. It was too overwhelming for me and taxing on my declining libido. I can't figure out how biology works. Women in their sexual primes can't get enough sex. Men are a decade out of their sexual primes when women hit theirs.
Brad knew how to fuck my wife like she loves to be fucked. She is not a tender loving girl. She wants to be fucked hard and rough with a lot of hair pulling, neck grabbing, ass slapping, and dirty talking. He fulfilled her expectations beyond her dreams. At the restaurant while they were drinking, she told him that she loved warm cum on her tits. He hit her tits with at least two loads of cum.
She thought that she swallowed two of his cum shots, but she wasn't sure. They fucked a lot in many positions. She gave her tits a lot of attention. She has extremely sensitive tits and nipples. She could remember him going down her her at least four times. Oral sex is by a million miles her favorite way to cum.
Before and after sex, my wife loves to snuggle. She'll press her naked body next to mine before and after sex. During sex, she's all porn star. Brad loved to snuggle with her. But he couldn't resist her large, natural tits in his face. Her tits got a lot of his mouth work. She said he couldn't keep his hands off of her pussy. Of course, she encouraged him to play with her pussy. She returned the favor by holding his cock in her hand. She's done that since the first time I fucked her on the evening of our first date. After I came, she held my limp cock in her hand and softly massaged it. She does it so she can feel an indication that her pussy will get worked.
He treated her like a princess. My wife absolutely loves to be pampered when she's not fucking. She'll kiss and thank me for putting on her tennis shoes and tying them for her before we go for walks. She loved Brad's erotic massage. She took a lot of Brad's cum in her hair. She was too tired to shampoo it out. Later, they showered. He shampooed her hair. She loved it. I'll shampoo her hair when we shower together. She loves to relax in the shower while I wash her. Brad caught on the morning of New Year's Day. He washed her body when they showered together.
I know that she didn't shave her legs or under arms Sat or Sun because she did it on Mon. Brad never complained or said a word about her stubble. My wife will tell you in a second that she has little tolerance for men who whine and complain about stupid shit. She had her bush waxed the day before. Her bush looked instant hard-on sexy. They got into it about bald pussies. She told him that she knew that guys his age wanted full Brazilian. She was convinced that he was honest when he told her that he loved her bush. He's had all variations of pussies. He preferred a trimmed and groomed bush. My wife told me years ago that full Brazilian was losing popularity. Fads will always appear, stick around for a while, and fade.
Brad came a lot on my wife's body which is a reason she usually keeps her bush trimmed and groomed. She can grow a thick bush. Within a couple days of meeting her, she told me she always tried to keep her bush looking its best. She's a brunette with a black bush. She told me that dried cum in it looked gross.
Last weekend was prolonged sexual euphoria for my wife. She and Brad are good friends. It was obvious by how they treated each other when they weren't fucking. They talked like longtime friends. They're a good sexual match.
She was upset at me for spending a lot of time on the living room couch. I didn't have an option. They were all over our California King bed. She was happier than shit that Brad knew when it was over. He left after saying goodbye. No one had to give him a hint that it was time for him to bail. It made it comfortable for her. We had to pick up our kids from her sister's house later that morning. It was obvious my sister-in-law knew why my wife wanted her to watch out kids last weekend. She knows my wife is fucking Brad.
My wife emphasized that she was looking forward to another Brad bashing when she can make it work. He's a fireman with a nontraditional work schedule. Like he did last Sunday, he can always get another fireman to cover his shift. We can't always be sure to get away from our kids. My sister-in-law is usually pretty good at helping, but she has a boyfriend. So it might be a long time before she see's Brad's cock. And BTW, she emphasized that Brad has a big cock that might be the biggest she's had. She loves his cock and how he uses it.
My wife and I were happier than shit that Brad knew there were rules of engagement that were nonnegotiable.
My wife was worried that she might have been too offensive with Brad. She has genuine affinity and concern for him. She loved having sex with him. But she's a realist. She knew before she tore him apart on New Year's Eve that at best they'd become friends with occasional sex. She didn't want to lose him as a friend and an occasional sex partner, but she would not risk our kids finding out that she's a bedroom porn star nor would she risk her family.
While we were fucking and resting, she graphically told me what they did from the time they arrived at the restaurant on Friday. She knew she was going to fuck him before they entered the restaurant. They got into sex talk almost immediately, one of my wife's favorite topics. He is extremely sexually experienced, a trait my wife looks for in men. He complimented her on her sexual skills. Like more women, she loves sincere compliments.
They told each other what sex acts they most loved. My wife absolutely loves her pussy eaten. He assured her he knew how to eat pussy. She knew it from New Year's Eve and day. He enjoyed blow jobs. She assured him that she had blowjobs perfected. He knew it. She is sexually submissive. He's sexually dominant. My wife does best with sexually dominant men. He does not do well with sexually timid men.
She had high expectations when we began Friday evening taking turns fucking her mouth. She was disappointed with me for not pursuing aggressive sex with her. She told me days earlier that she wanted to play the role of a porn star slut. She thought it was getting better when Brad and I took turns fucking her. It was too overwhelming for me and taxing on my declining libido. I can't figure out how biology works. Women in their sexual primes can't get enough sex. Men are a decade out of their sexual primes when women hit theirs.
Brad knew how to fuck my wife like she loves to be fucked. She is not a tender loving girl. She wants to be fucked hard and rough with a lot of hair pulling, neck grabbing, ass slapping, and dirty talking. He fulfilled her expectations beyond her dreams. At the restaurant while they were drinking, she told him that she loved warm cum on her tits. He hit her tits with at least two loads of cum.
She thought that she swallowed two of his cum shots, but she wasn't sure. They fucked a lot in many positions. She gave her tits a lot of attention. She has extremely sensitive tits and nipples. She could remember him going down her her at least four times. Oral sex is by a million miles her favorite way to cum.
Before and after sex, my wife loves to snuggle. She'll press her naked body next to mine before and after sex. During sex, she's all porn star. Brad loved to snuggle with her. But he couldn't resist her large, natural tits in his face. Her tits got a lot of his mouth work. She said he couldn't keep his hands off of her pussy. Of course, she encouraged him to play with her pussy. She returned the favor by holding his cock in her hand. She's done that since the first time I fucked her on the evening of our first date. After I came, she held my limp cock in her hand and softly massaged it. She does it so she can feel an indication that her pussy will get worked.
He treated her like a princess. My wife absolutely loves to be pampered when she's not fucking. She'll kiss and thank me for putting on her tennis shoes and tying them for her before we go for walks. She loved Brad's erotic massage. She took a lot of Brad's cum in her hair. She was too tired to shampoo it out. Later, they showered. He shampooed her hair. She loved it. I'll shampoo her hair when we shower together. She loves to relax in the shower while I wash her. Brad caught on the morning of New Year's Day. He washed her body when they showered together.
I know that she didn't shave her legs or under arms Sat or Sun because she did it on Mon. Brad never complained or said a word about her stubble. My wife will tell you in a second that she has little tolerance for men who whine and complain about stupid shit. She had her bush waxed the day before. Her bush looked instant hard-on sexy. They got into it about bald pussies. She told him that she knew that guys his age wanted full Brazilian. She was convinced that he was honest when he told her that he loved her bush. He's had all variations of pussies. He preferred a trimmed and groomed bush. My wife told me years ago that full Brazilian was losing popularity. Fads will always appear, stick around for a while, and fade.
Brad came a lot on my wife's body which is a reason she usually keeps her bush trimmed and groomed. She can grow a thick bush. Within a couple days of meeting her, she told me she always tried to keep her bush looking its best. She's a brunette with a black bush. She told me that dried cum in it looked gross.
Last weekend was prolonged sexual euphoria for my wife. She and Brad are good friends. It was obvious by how they treated each other when they weren't fucking. They talked like longtime friends. They're a good sexual match.
She was upset at me for spending a lot of time on the living room couch. I didn't have an option. They were all over our California King bed. She was happier than shit that Brad knew when it was over. He left after saying goodbye. No one had to give him a hint that it was time for him to bail. It made it comfortable for her. We had to pick up our kids from her sister's house later that morning. It was obvious my sister-in-law knew why my wife wanted her to watch out kids last weekend. She knows my wife is fucking Brad.
My wife emphasized that she was looking forward to another Brad bashing when she can make it work. He's a fireman with a nontraditional work schedule. Like he did last Sunday, he can always get another fireman to cover his shift. We can't always be sure to get away from our kids. My sister-in-law is usually pretty good at helping, but she has a boyfriend. So it might be a long time before she see's Brad's cock. And BTW, she emphasized that Brad has a big cock that might be the biggest she's had. She loves his cock and how he uses it.
My wife and I were happier than shit that Brad knew there were rules of engagement that were nonnegotiable.
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We're going to my sister-in-law's house tonight.
My wife was napping on our bed. The kids were at mall with their friends.
I walked into our bedroom. My wife asked me when we were leaving to go to her sister's home. She was wearing her frisky and playful expression. I asked her when she wanted to leave. She was in no hurry. We're supposed to be there around 6 for dinner.
I pulled back the covers. She was wearing see-through boot shorts and a see-through t-shirt. I made small talk with her while sitting down next to her. I began caressing her inner thigh. That always gets her pussy begging for my cock. She instinctively opened her legs to give me access to her pussy. That was all I need to play with it.
I asked her who was going to be at her sister's home. She thought it was going to be only us. I asked her why she hadn't called Brad to meet us there. She closed her eyes in closed her eyes in ecstasy. I knew I had her. I played the Brad angle for what it was worth. I continued to rub her pussy while continuing on the Brad angle. She said she couldn't call Brad because her sister and her boyfriend would be there. I asked her what difference that would make. Both know that she's fucking Brad.
I asked her if she missed his huge cock. That did it. She was naked within seconds and my face buried in her bush. That woman could not stop cumming the more I asked her if she wanted to fuck him in her sister's bathroom. I came hard inside her pussy. Cum dripped from her pussy as she ran to the bathroom.
She left to pick up the kids at the mall. I wonder if she's going to call Brad on the way to the mall.
If she does ask Brad to meet us at her sister's house and if she's drinking, I wouldn't be surprised if she were to lead him inside of her sister's guest room and fuck him like a porn star.
My wife was napping on our bed. The kids were at mall with their friends.
I walked into our bedroom. My wife asked me when we were leaving to go to her sister's home. She was wearing her frisky and playful expression. I asked her when she wanted to leave. She was in no hurry. We're supposed to be there around 6 for dinner.
I pulled back the covers. She was wearing see-through boot shorts and a see-through t-shirt. I made small talk with her while sitting down next to her. I began caressing her inner thigh. That always gets her pussy begging for my cock. She instinctively opened her legs to give me access to her pussy. That was all I need to play with it.
I asked her who was going to be at her sister's home. She thought it was going to be only us. I asked her why she hadn't called Brad to meet us there. She closed her eyes in closed her eyes in ecstasy. I knew I had her. I played the Brad angle for what it was worth. I continued to rub her pussy while continuing on the Brad angle. She said she couldn't call Brad because her sister and her boyfriend would be there. I asked her what difference that would make. Both know that she's fucking Brad.
I asked her if she missed his huge cock. That did it. She was naked within seconds and my face buried in her bush. That woman could not stop cumming the more I asked her if she wanted to fuck him in her sister's bathroom. I came hard inside her pussy. Cum dripped from her pussy as she ran to the bathroom.
She left to pick up the kids at the mall. I wonder if she's going to call Brad on the way to the mall.
If she does ask Brad to meet us at her sister's house and if she's drinking, I wouldn't be surprised if she were to lead him inside of her sister's guest room and fuck him like a porn star.
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Wesley Hudson Valley
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Re: Rules of Engagement
Hello, Tank:
You wife is an ideal wife, mother, and hotwife.
Your marriage would be perfect for a Netflix series unfortunately they could note show that much nudity and sex…..regardless I would love to watch your wife, Brad, and you !!! Hopefully it would motivate other couples to try the lifestyle
You wife is an ideal wife, mother, and hotwife.
Your marriage would be perfect for a Netflix series unfortunately they could note show that much nudity and sex…..regardless I would love to watch your wife, Brad, and you !!! Hopefully it would motivate other couples to try the lifestyle
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Tank Turner
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Re: Rules of Engagement
Hi Wesley,
Thank you for the compliment.
But for our kids, my wife would probably consider doing an episode. She wants to quite her job anyway. Too many cutbacks have swamped her in work.
Thank you for the compliment.
But for our kids, my wife would probably consider doing an episode. She wants to quite her job anyway. Too many cutbacks have swamped her in work.
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Tank Turner
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Re: Rules of Engagement
Before we left for my sister-in-law's house for dinner, my wife called her sister and asked her to invite Brad. He showed up about 2 hours after we did.
We were deep into alcohol consumption. My sister-in-law was sitting in her usual erotic position next to her boyfriend. Brad and the boyfriend were talking about their job. My SIL loves that her b/f is a fearless, masculine fireman, but listening to him talk about his job scares the shit out of her. So she transitioned the topic by looking at my wife and then Brad and asking, "So, what's going on with you two?"
My wife was sitting next to me. Brad was in a chair across from the boyfriend. My sister-in-law knew that they were fucking, but she didn't know how involved they were. She was obvious feeling no pain from distilled spirits. The boyfriend was obviously interested in hearing about it. But neither my wife nor Brad replied. My SIL prodded them. Finally my wife said it wasn't a big deal. Her sister asked what wasn't a big deal. My SIL knows that when my wife's been drinking, she's prone to talking candidly about sex.
My wife said that we've only done it two times. My SIL was coy. "Only did what two times?" she asked. My wife replied, "They same thing you and your boyfriend have done many times." That opened the floodgate of XXX talk. My SIL said she had the most intensive orgasms doing wife swapping with her boyfriend. She told us how having her tits sucked while a fireman was eating her pussy was the most gratifying and euphoric orgasms she's experienced.
My wife jumped in with the stamina benefits of younger men. She told her sister that Brad was really good in bed. She told her that he had the biggest cock she's ever seen. When my wife says "cock" instead of "dick", she's drunk. They got in to graphic conversations about dick sizes (my wife has experienced that gamut of dick sizes) and girth. My SIL said her ex-husband was the worst sex she ever had, and her boyfriend was the best sex she's ever had. My wife cautioned her sister that as he gets older to expect his libido to decline. She was referring to me. They agreed that wanting to get fucked but guys they were with were limp was frustrating.
Brad contributed to the conversation by adding that sexually mature and sexually experience women were far better than young, hard-bodied chicks who lacked skills and played games.
By the end of the evening, I wasn't sure if my wife was going to yank Brad into her sister's guest bedroom and fuck his brains out. But when it was time to go home (our kids were home and supposedly in bed), she stood up and told me we had to get home to check on our kids. She did hug and say bye to Brad. She told him that they'd talk tomorrow which is today.
From experience, drunk women lose any inhibitions they might have. When my wife is drunk and among people she's comfortable with, she has no inhibitions. I would not have been surprised to see her fuck Brad in the den in front of her sister and boyfriend. There is no doubt in my mind that she'd do it if she were drunk enough, she knew the people who'd watch her, and she was comfortable a dude she wanted to fuck.
We were deep into alcohol consumption. My sister-in-law was sitting in her usual erotic position next to her boyfriend. Brad and the boyfriend were talking about their job. My SIL loves that her b/f is a fearless, masculine fireman, but listening to him talk about his job scares the shit out of her. So she transitioned the topic by looking at my wife and then Brad and asking, "So, what's going on with you two?"
My wife was sitting next to me. Brad was in a chair across from the boyfriend. My sister-in-law knew that they were fucking, but she didn't know how involved they were. She was obvious feeling no pain from distilled spirits. The boyfriend was obviously interested in hearing about it. But neither my wife nor Brad replied. My SIL prodded them. Finally my wife said it wasn't a big deal. Her sister asked what wasn't a big deal. My SIL knows that when my wife's been drinking, she's prone to talking candidly about sex.
My wife said that we've only done it two times. My SIL was coy. "Only did what two times?" she asked. My wife replied, "They same thing you and your boyfriend have done many times." That opened the floodgate of XXX talk. My SIL said she had the most intensive orgasms doing wife swapping with her boyfriend. She told us how having her tits sucked while a fireman was eating her pussy was the most gratifying and euphoric orgasms she's experienced.
My wife jumped in with the stamina benefits of younger men. She told her sister that Brad was really good in bed. She told her that he had the biggest cock she's ever seen. When my wife says "cock" instead of "dick", she's drunk. They got in to graphic conversations about dick sizes (my wife has experienced that gamut of dick sizes) and girth. My SIL said her ex-husband was the worst sex she ever had, and her boyfriend was the best sex she's ever had. My wife cautioned her sister that as he gets older to expect his libido to decline. She was referring to me. They agreed that wanting to get fucked but guys they were with were limp was frustrating.
Brad contributed to the conversation by adding that sexually mature and sexually experience women were far better than young, hard-bodied chicks who lacked skills and played games.
By the end of the evening, I wasn't sure if my wife was going to yank Brad into her sister's guest bedroom and fuck his brains out. But when it was time to go home (our kids were home and supposedly in bed), she stood up and told me we had to get home to check on our kids. She did hug and say bye to Brad. She told him that they'd talk tomorrow which is today.
From experience, drunk women lose any inhibitions they might have. When my wife is drunk and among people she's comfortable with, she has no inhibitions. I would not have been surprised to see her fuck Brad in the den in front of her sister and boyfriend. There is no doubt in my mind that she'd do it if she were drunk enough, she knew the people who'd watch her, and she was comfortable a dude she wanted to fuck.
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Re: Rules of Engagement
My wife was on the phone with Brad for about an hour before she asked me if we could meet him for dinner. She had him on the phone while she asked me. I told her that I had to pick up our kids at 6. She asked if she could meet him. I said sure. She told told him she'd meet him at 5.
While she was getting ready, she told me that he wanted her advice for a strategy with dealing with his ex-girlfriend. She's costing him tens of thousands of dollars in legal and court fees. All he wants is reasonable visitation. He knows he can't be a full-dad because of his profession's nontraditional work schedule. But he doesn't want her to use their child as an excuse to support her. He's hoping that my wife can give him insight on how her mind works and what she's thinking.
She's considering quitting her job. I'm sure she'll bounce her ideas off of him.
My wife took a quick shower. I don't think she had time too shave her legs. She wasn't wearing a sexy dress like she wore last Friday. She wore jeans, a buttoned shirt and tennis shoes, certainly nothing sexy. Without asking, she assured me she would not go anywhere with him. I believed her. She did ask me to remain available in case she has too much to drink. She thought she'd be done at 7:30.
While she was getting ready, she told me that he wanted her advice for a strategy with dealing with his ex-girlfriend. She's costing him tens of thousands of dollars in legal and court fees. All he wants is reasonable visitation. He knows he can't be a full-dad because of his profession's nontraditional work schedule. But he doesn't want her to use their child as an excuse to support her. He's hoping that my wife can give him insight on how her mind works and what she's thinking.
She's considering quitting her job. I'm sure she'll bounce her ideas off of him.
My wife took a quick shower. I don't think she had time too shave her legs. She wasn't wearing a sexy dress like she wore last Friday. She wore jeans, a buttoned shirt and tennis shoes, certainly nothing sexy. Without asking, she assured me she would not go anywhere with him. I believed her. She did ask me to remain available in case she has too much to drink. She thought she'd be done at 7:30.
Re: Rules of Engagement
Your wife sounds amazing.
I would love it if my wife would shower with another guy…that sounds insanely hot.
I would love it if my wife would shower with another guy…that sounds insanely hot.
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Tank Turner
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Re: Rules of Engagement
Hi Clement99
Thank you for the compliment. I appreciate it.
When my wife was 19, she had a pretty long sexual relationship with a 30 year old dude. He pampered and spoiled the shit out of her. They showered together all the time. He shampooed and conditioned her hair and washed her body. She's been spoiled since. We'll shower together when we can. It's almost guarantee that when we get ready to shower together, one of our kids will want us.
BTW, my wife told me too many years ago to remember that she has always loved to shower with her boyfriends. She believes it's normal and healthy for husbands and wives to shower together.
Thank you for the compliment. I appreciate it.
When my wife was 19, she had a pretty long sexual relationship with a 30 year old dude. He pampered and spoiled the shit out of her. They showered together all the time. He shampooed and conditioned her hair and washed her body. She's been spoiled since. We'll shower together when we can. It's almost guarantee that when we get ready to shower together, one of our kids will want us.
BTW, my wife told me too many years ago to remember that she has always loved to shower with her boyfriends. She believes it's normal and healthy for husbands and wives to shower together.
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Tank Turner
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Re: Rules of Engagement
Last night before during and after sex, my wife was excited to tell me about doing dinner with Brad. She's completely comfortable with Brad. She completely trusts him. They both know that they will never be more than friends with occasional sex.
After a few drinks, they talked graphic sex, one of my wife's favorite topics. I've see her talk graphic sex with people she trusted/trusts such as her sister and her boyfriend. When she's not feeling pain, she'll discuss anything about sex as long as she's comfortable with people present.
My wife said he was quite the player in college. He had many sexual partners. After college, he moped around and considered joining the military until a friend used a contact to get him into a fire department. According to my wife, he's more than handsome. He is a stud. He told her that he fucked everything that moved until her met a total fox with a scorching hot body. They dated for about six months before she moved in with him and got comfortable. He was making very good money and she spent it as fast as he made it. She kept him diverted with sex anytime he wanted it. She was too perfect for him to consider she was not right in the head. After she had their kid, she went southbound in a huge hurry.
They talked about sex they had since high school, his girlfriends and her boyfriends. He probably knows more about her sexual history than I do. He likes fun and exciting sex. So does she. She told him that she has always loved warm cum on her tits. He loved women swallowing. She assured him that he swallowed. He knew she did.
They graphically talked about what turned them on. He loves playing with her pussy, kissing, and blowjobs. She loves holding his cock in her hand. She told him that he has the biggest cock she's ever had. She told him that she loved the way his huge cock felt inside of her. He told her that he loved fucking her. She loved submitting to his sexual desires. He loved sexually dominating her. She assured me that they're perfectly sexually matched, but not compatible in most other areas.
She told me that she sat at the restaurant's bar for hours horny and her flooded pussy begging for his cock. She knew she would fuck him after I picked them up. She wanted me to watch her fucking him because she knew it would make me crave fucking her. She has turning on men wired.
She told me that she knew I'd want to watch. She saw me watching her, and it made her more horny. She wished we were in our bed so Brad and I could porn star slut her.
She assured me to not worry. She loves fucking younger men with stamina because it reminds her of her youth. She said all there is between them is friendship and stamina. She wants do to another weekend of sex with Brad and me. She wants to do a weekend in Vegas with us.
I've known that she did not like her job. I did not know that her job caused her excessive anxiety and stress. During the first month that I knew her, she told me she relied on sex to relieve stress caused by college courses. She might be fucking Brad to help her cope with work stress, and he's fucking her to help him cope with child custody battle stress.
I miss the endless sexual stamina of my youth when four times a night was common.
After a few drinks, they talked graphic sex, one of my wife's favorite topics. I've see her talk graphic sex with people she trusted/trusts such as her sister and her boyfriend. When she's not feeling pain, she'll discuss anything about sex as long as she's comfortable with people present.
My wife said he was quite the player in college. He had many sexual partners. After college, he moped around and considered joining the military until a friend used a contact to get him into a fire department. According to my wife, he's more than handsome. He is a stud. He told her that he fucked everything that moved until her met a total fox with a scorching hot body. They dated for about six months before she moved in with him and got comfortable. He was making very good money and she spent it as fast as he made it. She kept him diverted with sex anytime he wanted it. She was too perfect for him to consider she was not right in the head. After she had their kid, she went southbound in a huge hurry.
They talked about sex they had since high school, his girlfriends and her boyfriends. He probably knows more about her sexual history than I do. He likes fun and exciting sex. So does she. She told him that she has always loved warm cum on her tits. He loved women swallowing. She assured him that he swallowed. He knew she did.
They graphically talked about what turned them on. He loves playing with her pussy, kissing, and blowjobs. She loves holding his cock in her hand. She told him that he has the biggest cock she's ever had. She told him that she loved the way his huge cock felt inside of her. He told her that he loved fucking her. She loved submitting to his sexual desires. He loved sexually dominating her. She assured me that they're perfectly sexually matched, but not compatible in most other areas.
She told me that she sat at the restaurant's bar for hours horny and her flooded pussy begging for his cock. She knew she would fuck him after I picked them up. She wanted me to watch her fucking him because she knew it would make me crave fucking her. She has turning on men wired.
She told me that she knew I'd want to watch. She saw me watching her, and it made her more horny. She wished we were in our bed so Brad and I could porn star slut her.
She assured me to not worry. She loves fucking younger men with stamina because it reminds her of her youth. She said all there is between them is friendship and stamina. She wants do to another weekend of sex with Brad and me. She wants to do a weekend in Vegas with us.
I've known that she did not like her job. I did not know that her job caused her excessive anxiety and stress. During the first month that I knew her, she told me she relied on sex to relieve stress caused by college courses. She might be fucking Brad to help her cope with work stress, and he's fucking her to help him cope with child custody battle stress.
I miss the endless sexual stamina of my youth when four times a night was common.
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Re: Rules of Engagement
TT - There is definitely something special about the feel of a partners wet skin in a shower.Tank Turner wrote: ↑Mon Feb 26, 2024 12:48 pmHi Clement99
Thank you for the compliment. I appreciate it.
When my wife was 19, she had a pretty long sexual relationship with a 30 year old dude. He pampered and spoiled the shit out of her. They showered together all the time. He shampooed and conditioned her hair and washed her body. She's been spoiled since. We'll shower together when we can. It's almost guarantee that when we get ready to shower together, one of our kids will want us.
BTW, my wife told me too many years ago to remember that she has always loved to shower with her boyfriends. She believes it's normal and healthy for husbands and wives to shower together.
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Re: Rules of Engagement
Hi Long Lurker,
You're right. And there's something special about fucking under a shower of warm water. The caveat is be sure of stability of your footing. My wife and I have had a few close calls, one that nearly caused us to crash through our glass shower doors.
My wife definitely has a wild and kinky side of her sexuality. I suspect that most women do. She has a girly girl side of her personality. She loves to be pampered. She loves to have her hair shampooed and conditioned. She loves to have her body washed. Pampering her in a shower makes her horny, especially when I wash her tits and pussy with soapy hands. She showered with Brad on New Year's Day. He pampered the shit out of her. She was so honey that she fucked him in the shower. Last Saturday after she showered with Brad, he dried her body and led her to our bed and massaged lotion into her skin. She absolutely loved it.
You're right. And there's something special about fucking under a shower of warm water. The caveat is be sure of stability of your footing. My wife and I have had a few close calls, one that nearly caused us to crash through our glass shower doors.
My wife definitely has a wild and kinky side of her sexuality. I suspect that most women do. She has a girly girl side of her personality. She loves to be pampered. She loves to have her hair shampooed and conditioned. She loves to have her body washed. Pampering her in a shower makes her horny, especially when I wash her tits and pussy with soapy hands. She showered with Brad on New Year's Day. He pampered the shit out of her. She was so honey that she fucked him in the shower. Last Saturday after she showered with Brad, he dried her body and led her to our bed and massaged lotion into her skin. She absolutely loved it.
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Re: Rules of Engagement
My wife went to work late this morning. She's meeting with her site's highest administrator. She told me before she left that if he tries to play her by placating her, she'll quit right there. She's in an enviable position. Her skill set is not easily replaced.
My wife is the queen of networking. It's a reason she has formed a friendship with Brad. His parents are influential with connections. The irony is Brad landed a highly coveted position at a Southern California fire department that has an impressive salary schedule without relying on his parents. He had a chance meeting with either a high school or college buddy (I wasn't paying attention when he told me.) who knew a ranking manager at that fire department. Brad is one of those rare dudes who was born lucky, is naturally handsome (according to my wife), he's naturally friendly, he was gifted with excellent athletic skills, and he learns quickly and easily. College was easy for him. Chicks chased him. That all ended with his ex-girlfriend.
I should know within an hour whether my wife has a job. I encouraged her to quit after I found out the toll her job was exacting from her. She has enough money in her 401k's to last for years assuming we keep our standard of living. But my wife is not an idle type girl. She thrives on mental stimulation. He's gregarious and a natural talker. I can't see her taking up easy living. She's confident of her network contacts.
My wife is the queen of networking. It's a reason she has formed a friendship with Brad. His parents are influential with connections. The irony is Brad landed a highly coveted position at a Southern California fire department that has an impressive salary schedule without relying on his parents. He had a chance meeting with either a high school or college buddy (I wasn't paying attention when he told me.) who knew a ranking manager at that fire department. Brad is one of those rare dudes who was born lucky, is naturally handsome (according to my wife), he's naturally friendly, he was gifted with excellent athletic skills, and he learns quickly and easily. College was easy for him. Chicks chased him. That all ended with his ex-girlfriend.
I should know within an hour whether my wife has a job. I encouraged her to quit after I found out the toll her job was exacting from her. She has enough money in her 401k's to last for years assuming we keep our standard of living. But my wife is not an idle type girl. She thrives on mental stimulation. He's gregarious and a natural talker. I can't see her taking up easy living. She's confident of her network contacts.
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Re: Rules of Engagement
Don't most OHW members shower with their wives when they can?
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Re: Rules of Engagement
My wife called me from her car during her lunch hour. Her administrator gave her two-weeks vacation beginning Friday to think about her future with her company.
She wanted to talk about last night. She loved risky, spontaneous sex. She asked me why we rarely if ever do it anymore. I promised her that I'd try.
She wanted to fuck Brad. But she also fucked him for me. She wanted to remind me about the fun we had when we were dating and before we had kids. We had risky, spontaneous sex everywhere and anywhere. She wants us to do it again.
She was disappointed with me for not going with her to meet Brad. She told me that our kids would have been perfectly fine after I picked them up and dropped them off at home. I could have met them after I brought our kids home. She was right.
She knew she was going to fuck him before she arrived at the sports bar, which was why she wouldn't let me leave the parking lot last night. For about the first hour she listened to his custody battle. He thinks his ex-girlfriend is bipolar. She told him that if she is suffering from mental illness, then it would be impossible to know what's motivating her and to predict her actions.
She opened up their sexual conversation. It was Monday and far from crowded. They did not have to whisper for fear of being overheard. She asked me why we don't do that anymore. We used to get each other so freaking horny talking sex at venues that she'd rip off her clothes and masturbate on the way home.
If my wife is comfortable with people and her surroundings, she will not hesitate to talk about sex. She is very comfortable with Brad. She asked him if he's ever done a nude beach. He hasn't. She told him that she promised to take me to a nude beach, but life got in the way. She invited him to go with us when we do a nude beach. He asked her about her nude beach experiences. She told him everything including walking to her then boyfriend's care to take care of his hard-ons.
For being a player, he had some conservative views about sex. My wife assured him that sex was normal, natural, and healthy. Her advice to him was that if he wasn't down a woman's pants by the third date, bail on her. She told him that we fucked on the evening of our first date. She told him that the sex they had was fun. She told him to read nothing into it other than sex. She told him that we have the most secure marriage of everyone she knows. We're open and honest with each other.
She knew within minutes of talking sex with her that he knew that she wanted to fuck him. She reminded him that she does nothing without me. He asked about how I felt about other men fucking her. She gave it the straight biological facts. She loved sex and always has loved sex. I can't keep up with her sex drive. We both were very sexually experienced when we met. We both enjoyed a lot of sex for euphoric pleasure. She tried to explain the different feeling when she has sex with me. She told him she loved fucking him, but it was only sex and nothing more. She told him that after I get off and another hard-on isn't in the cards, I'll leave her and dudes she's with alone to do as they desire.
I tried to get out of her whether she was thinking about quitting. Finally, I realized that work was a merely a component of her stress. She is fearing hitting fifty. I told her it was just another number. That was why she brought up exciting and risky sex we used to have. It reminded her of her fun, carefree youth when she's lay in a secluded area of a public park, pull up her sundress, and I'd fuck her. She loved and still loves spontaneous, risky public sex. She's was right. I have to take it to her. I have to make her feel like a young woman again.
I asked her about Brad. She almost dismissed him like a bad poker hand. She said she likes him and enjoys hanging out with him as long as our kids aren't around. She told me that I knew what he was, a safe fuck for her with skills. She'd probably be happier if I took her to a nice restaurant on a beach, got her drunk, and walked out into the night sand, yanked her pants off, and fucked her in the sand.
She wanted to talk about last night. She loved risky, spontaneous sex. She asked me why we rarely if ever do it anymore. I promised her that I'd try.
She wanted to fuck Brad. But she also fucked him for me. She wanted to remind me about the fun we had when we were dating and before we had kids. We had risky, spontaneous sex everywhere and anywhere. She wants us to do it again.
She was disappointed with me for not going with her to meet Brad. She told me that our kids would have been perfectly fine after I picked them up and dropped them off at home. I could have met them after I brought our kids home. She was right.
She knew she was going to fuck him before she arrived at the sports bar, which was why she wouldn't let me leave the parking lot last night. For about the first hour she listened to his custody battle. He thinks his ex-girlfriend is bipolar. She told him that if she is suffering from mental illness, then it would be impossible to know what's motivating her and to predict her actions.
She opened up their sexual conversation. It was Monday and far from crowded. They did not have to whisper for fear of being overheard. She asked me why we don't do that anymore. We used to get each other so freaking horny talking sex at venues that she'd rip off her clothes and masturbate on the way home.
If my wife is comfortable with people and her surroundings, she will not hesitate to talk about sex. She is very comfortable with Brad. She asked him if he's ever done a nude beach. He hasn't. She told him that she promised to take me to a nude beach, but life got in the way. She invited him to go with us when we do a nude beach. He asked her about her nude beach experiences. She told him everything including walking to her then boyfriend's care to take care of his hard-ons.
For being a player, he had some conservative views about sex. My wife assured him that sex was normal, natural, and healthy. Her advice to him was that if he wasn't down a woman's pants by the third date, bail on her. She told him that we fucked on the evening of our first date. She told him that the sex they had was fun. She told him to read nothing into it other than sex. She told him that we have the most secure marriage of everyone she knows. We're open and honest with each other.
She knew within minutes of talking sex with her that he knew that she wanted to fuck him. She reminded him that she does nothing without me. He asked about how I felt about other men fucking her. She gave it the straight biological facts. She loved sex and always has loved sex. I can't keep up with her sex drive. We both were very sexually experienced when we met. We both enjoyed a lot of sex for euphoric pleasure. She tried to explain the different feeling when she has sex with me. She told him she loved fucking him, but it was only sex and nothing more. She told him that after I get off and another hard-on isn't in the cards, I'll leave her and dudes she's with alone to do as they desire.
I tried to get out of her whether she was thinking about quitting. Finally, I realized that work was a merely a component of her stress. She is fearing hitting fifty. I told her it was just another number. That was why she brought up exciting and risky sex we used to have. It reminded her of her fun, carefree youth when she's lay in a secluded area of a public park, pull up her sundress, and I'd fuck her. She loved and still loves spontaneous, risky public sex. She's was right. I have to take it to her. I have to make her feel like a young woman again.
I asked her about Brad. She almost dismissed him like a bad poker hand. She said she likes him and enjoys hanging out with him as long as our kids aren't around. She told me that I knew what he was, a safe fuck for her with skills. She'd probably be happier if I took her to a nice restaurant on a beach, got her drunk, and walked out into the night sand, yanked her pants off, and fucked her in the sand.
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Re: Rules of Engagement
It was the same here. Heather decided who, where and when.
Her part of the deal was to tell me as much detail as possible (when she was ready to tell me - no pestering her about it).
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Re: Rules of Engagement
Hi hattersfan,
Your wife, Heather, is a wise woman.
I think women have innate intuition about men.
One of the reasons my wife will not attend a swingers club is she will not fuck anyone she does not want to fuck, nor does she want to feel obligated to fuck anyone.
She is slightly envious of her sister's arrangement. Her boyfriend is a fire fighter. He is in small clique of fire fighters who do wife swapping parties. My sister-in-law met all of her boyfriend's co-workers before she agreed to participate. They're an expanded family that do a lot of activities together, not just sex parties. After my sister-in-law and her boyfriend became exclusive, she was accepted into their family.
Your wife, Heather, is a wise woman.
I think women have innate intuition about men.
One of the reasons my wife will not attend a swingers club is she will not fuck anyone she does not want to fuck, nor does she want to feel obligated to fuck anyone.
She is slightly envious of her sister's arrangement. Her boyfriend is a fire fighter. He is in small clique of fire fighters who do wife swapping parties. My sister-in-law met all of her boyfriend's co-workers before she agreed to participate. They're an expanded family that do a lot of activities together, not just sex parties. After my sister-in-law and her boyfriend became exclusive, she was accepted into their family.
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Re: Rules of Engagement
My wife was given a two-week vacation so she could consider whether she wants to continue working for her company.
We can stretch a five-day vacation out of her two-weeks contemplation period. We had simultaneous thoughts of fun, exciting risky sex. We used to have a lot of exciting sex. She expressed her frustration with me last Monday over not doing what we did before we had kids. She said out kids had nothing to do with fucking in our cars in parking lots. She was right. I've let her down. Most women love thrilling spontaneous sex. My wife loves it more than most women. Listening to her talk about her late teens through her mid-20's, she's had a lot of exciting and memorable spontaneous sex, mostly with boyfriends.
She has treasured memories of drunken, spontaneous sex she had with college dudes during college parties. She loved the thrill of frat house bathroom sink countertop sex. She'll admit that she was on the wild side yet tame compared to many of her sorority sisters. Drunken coeds have no inhibitions. I have excellent memories, too. My wife wasn't the only woman to get fuck on a bathroom sink counter top.
My wife was not sold on bringing anyone. If we do a two-day Vegas trip, she'd be good with Brad coming with us. She thought about Cancun because her sister had a blast there. But her sister went with her boyfriend, and they knew everyone at their wife swapping parties. We'd know no one. She assured me that she could find someone at a nude Cancun resort. There is no doubt in my mind that she could find far more than one.
We gotta get back into our exciting spontaneous sex adventures. We don't have to leave Southern California to do that. But the area has doubled in population since were youthful and always horny and when we could easily find places to fuck. Southern Florida sounded like it had potential. New Orleans sounded like it could me even more fun.
We talked about doing Florida's nude beach. I told her that Haulover got excellent reviews. She's definitely down for doing nude beaches. She promised to take me to one. She never has because life interrupted her promise. She loved doing a nude beach much of a summer with her then boyfriend. It's one of her best memories. She told me how she and her b/f had to walk back to his car so she could take care of his hard-on. I asked her whether she'd give me the same treatment. She gave me her adorably sexy look that indicated she's always ready to fuck me. I need to always be ready to spontaneously fuck her. Last Monday reminded her of her reckless youth. I need to give her more reminders.
My wife will not do sex clubs. She will not fuck anyone she doesn't want to fuck. She does not want to feel pressure to fuck anyone. She decides who she'll fuck. We have had many discussions about sex clubs. Her bottom line is she doesn't trust them. She prefers scanning nightclubs for men. She'll vet the holy shit outta dudes before she'll fuck them.
We can stretch a five-day vacation out of her two-weeks contemplation period. We had simultaneous thoughts of fun, exciting risky sex. We used to have a lot of exciting sex. She expressed her frustration with me last Monday over not doing what we did before we had kids. She said out kids had nothing to do with fucking in our cars in parking lots. She was right. I've let her down. Most women love thrilling spontaneous sex. My wife loves it more than most women. Listening to her talk about her late teens through her mid-20's, she's had a lot of exciting and memorable spontaneous sex, mostly with boyfriends.
She has treasured memories of drunken, spontaneous sex she had with college dudes during college parties. She loved the thrill of frat house bathroom sink countertop sex. She'll admit that she was on the wild side yet tame compared to many of her sorority sisters. Drunken coeds have no inhibitions. I have excellent memories, too. My wife wasn't the only woman to get fuck on a bathroom sink counter top.
My wife was not sold on bringing anyone. If we do a two-day Vegas trip, she'd be good with Brad coming with us. She thought about Cancun because her sister had a blast there. But her sister went with her boyfriend, and they knew everyone at their wife swapping parties. We'd know no one. She assured me that she could find someone at a nude Cancun resort. There is no doubt in my mind that she could find far more than one.
We gotta get back into our exciting spontaneous sex adventures. We don't have to leave Southern California to do that. But the area has doubled in population since were youthful and always horny and when we could easily find places to fuck. Southern Florida sounded like it had potential. New Orleans sounded like it could me even more fun.
We talked about doing Florida's nude beach. I told her that Haulover got excellent reviews. She's definitely down for doing nude beaches. She promised to take me to one. She never has because life interrupted her promise. She loved doing a nude beach much of a summer with her then boyfriend. It's one of her best memories. She told me how she and her b/f had to walk back to his car so she could take care of his hard-on. I asked her whether she'd give me the same treatment. She gave me her adorably sexy look that indicated she's always ready to fuck me. I need to always be ready to spontaneously fuck her. Last Monday reminded her of her reckless youth. I need to give her more reminders.
My wife will not do sex clubs. She will not fuck anyone she doesn't want to fuck. She does not want to feel pressure to fuck anyone. She decides who she'll fuck. We have had many discussions about sex clubs. Her bottom line is she doesn't trust them. She prefers scanning nightclubs for men. She'll vet the holy shit outta dudes before she'll fuck them.
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Re: Rules of Engagement
TT - Ah that's the rub isn't it. My wife is a morning shower person regardless and I'm a evening one. She does office type work, me near 50 year's manual work, 35 in construction. So preferred washing coming home rather dirtying up the house and the sheets. So I guess it depends on your circumstance and maybe timing.Tank Turner wrote: ↑Tue Feb 27, 2024 10:26 amDon't most OHW members shower with their wives when they can?