My Wife's Hotwife History - Will eventually be everything

[Des 31]

It’s Gigi. I got in a little late and found a note on the desk that Des had left to gas up his car. Thank you all for those compliments, but I’m just a Southern Gulf girl with a few talents.

I also just read the last two entries Des submitted, which are about as close to being accurate as possible. I have a pretty good memory but I have never understood how he remembers exact comments by me or others that well when they aren’t being recorded, which he does often when I’m talking. But if he gets something wrong, I make sure he knows about it. A few days ago, Des asked me if I recalled (something or the other), I told him I have the memory of an elephant – It was big and gray.

And, by the way, Rascalvixen, I’m 33 (not 34) but I’m looking forward to getting older. As far as I’m concerned, that can’t come soon enough. Did Des say I’m 34? I’ll talk to him about that.

I thought afagehi’s remark “I hypothesize that the size of bossman's manhood is a heavily weighted variable in the equation,” was a pretty good analysis. I wish I had thought of saying it that way first. That drives my husband up a wall. But Samlowen is right too.

Appreciated all those nice comments. I see Des is driving up now so I’ll close this out before he finds something here he doesn’t want me to say.

[rascalnvixen]

It’s Gigi. I got in a little late and found a note on the desk that Des had left to gas up his car. Thank you all for those compliments, but I’m just a Southern Gulf girl with a few talents. I take exception to that comment, but alas, you my dear Gigi have the final word!

I also just read the last two entries Des submitted, which are about as close to being accurate as possible. I have a pretty good memory but I have never understood how he remembers exact comments by me or others that well when they aren’t being recorded, which he does often when I’m talking. But if he gets something wrong, I make sure he knows about it. A few days ago, Des asked me if I recalled (something or the other), I told him I have the memory of an elephant – It was big and gray. Gigi, do you think it has anything to do with his being a reporter in his early life???

And, by the way, Rascalvixen, I’m 33 (not 34) but I’m looking forward to getting older. As far as I’m concerned, that can’t come soon enough. Did Des say I’m 34? I’ll talk to him about that. Honestly, he did not!! I knew it was in the mid 30s, and i thought I was being careful by saying 34, but again, it appears without proper research, a guy can get into some deep trouble here without even trying!!!

I thought afagehi’s remark “I hypothesize that the size of bossman's manhood is a heavily weighted variable in the equation,” was a pretty good analysis. I wish I had thought of saying it that way first. That drives my husband up a wall. But Samlowen is right too.

Appreciated all those nice comments. I see Des is driving up now so I’ll close this out before he finds something here he doesn’t want me to say.

Thanks for jumping in for a visit with us, Gigi!!!

Rascal

[samlowen]

I don't recall Gigi doing any prior entertaining in the shelter. Was this the first time or did I forget about an earlier entry?

[solstice]

I’m just a Southern Gulf girl with a few talents.

I am gratified that you don't hide talents under a bushel Gigi: Matthew 5:14

[solstice]

Gigi doing any prior entertaining in the shelter.

If they can't think of something to do in the shelter, she does have a string of jokes she could entertain them with.

[Scotch98]

Great to hear from you Gigi, I hope you come back often w/ your perspective of events. You guys are awesome. Stay safe and Well.....Cheers

[Des 31]

I don't recall Gigi doing any prior entertaining in the shelter. Was this the first time or did I forget about an earlier entry?

You didn't forget. The only mention of the shelter was some time back during the years we have been members here and I think I included those remarks at the time Gigi had it was being remodeled to look more a stand-alone apartment for our use.

Few who know us are aware of the shelter. Only five other homes are on our street and all are widely spaced from another. Two elderly neighbors are aware of it, but others have moved in long since those homes' original owners moved away or passed away.

Her boss and his wife have seen it and their former Scandinavian nanny was told by them about it. A contractor and his crew know because they remodeled it at my wife's direction. The contractor said he knew of only one other anywhere in our city but he hadn't personally seen that one. Back in the day those were constructed, the purpose was a fear of war between the U.S. and U.S.S.R. The widow of the engineer who had this custom house constructed told us her late husband didn't really believe that would ever come about but built it to survive up to a year for all sorts of potential disasters. She said he did it on a "lark," that he was an unusual sort of man, but I'm unsure what she meant by that. The woman moved to a retirement area in Arizona and sold our home to us far under value.

Only two guys have previously fucked my wife in our basement apartment and one of those is her boss. I may not have included those occasions in our thread in that neither was particularly noteworthy. If I mentioned it here long ago, I may not have transferred that posting to this thread when I incorporated separate posts we once wrote here to this thread. The earliest stories here were copied and pasted from other occasional postings at this website. Several members had requested we put everything into a single thread so they could keep up without searching around for my wife's goings-on.

~ Des

Added on later: My wife mentioned to me she doesn't often refer to him as "my boss," as I quote her when writing here. Most often, she uses "Mr. (last name)" as do all others where she works. The only people people at her bank called as "Mister" are her boss and the chief financial officer, and she is the only woman there others now refer to her as "Mrs. (last name)." Until she was promoted from her former position as a branch manager, all called her by her first name.

I didn't think that was important but she apparently did when reading the recent postings, so maybe it's worth mentioning. (No, I don't know why.)

[Des 31]

I'm working from home on computer, keeping in contact with partners and others with phone or online conferences indefinitely during this outbreak.

Gigi phoned from work a few minutes ago. She got a call in her office first thing this morning from the bank's lobby that a woman asked if she was free to talk a few minutes. It was Jean, whose husband's trucking firm does business with the bank.

A security guard ushered Jean to the third floor, non-surveilled conference room and my wife left her top-floor office to meet with her. Jean's pharmacy school is one of the few still in operation at the local university and she's working weekend nights and a few others for a suburban pharmacy. They talked for perhaps ten minutes. She says she is staying clear of intimacy with their friend Jack for the reason she doesn't want to be a virus carrier in his presence, although she indicated she isn't at risk personally. We assume the reason is that she has been prescribed a pharmaceutical that is believed to allow her to avoid the consequences if she comes in contact with an infected person; but she won't admit that if it's true, as Jack had suspected and told us. Any risk locally is actually minimal anyway in that no case has yet been reported within our city's limits and only one who has since recovered near our town.

She said another city's health department issued a memo she read during her part-time pharmacy job that gave tips on how to enjoy sex and not spread the virus. She said, "One of the statements on the memo was, 'You are your safest sex partner,' " implying masturbation is the safest of all. Jean broke out in laughter when Gigi said, "Then my husband's the safest of all of us. He's working at home and jacks off more than he screws."

I laughed too but said, "Hey, don't tell others that." She said, "Too late, Kemo Sabit. She knows now."

My personal preferences are too well known.

~ Des

[1_chammer]

Hi Des,

Since your “wife” has become “Gigi” here, how the “boss” becomes “Mr. Boss”? ‘Oh, Mr. Boss your so... ahhhhh!’ ... just a thought concerning literary continuity. Cheers, man.

[solstice]

Des writes: I laughed too but said, "Hey, don't tell others that." She said, "Too late, Kemo Sabit. She knows now."

It's a bizarre old world when strangers from this site, can know intimate details of both your lives that would horrify you if your closest acquaintances found out. I suspect no matter how fond you both become of Jean, the last thing you would want her to know is details of your writing here.

[Des 31]

Hi Des,

Since your “wife” has become “Gigi” here, how the “boss” becomes “Mr. Boss”? ‘Oh, Mr. Boss your so... ahhhhh!’ ... just a thought concerning literary continuity. Cheers, man.

That's funny. But actually, I think I have heard her say just that from where I was standing outside the bedroom door. May not have been the exact words, but it was close. She calls him "Mister" even when they're fucking. He has always referred to her as "Mrs." since the day he met her after she was hired. The only variations are she has called him "Honey" a few times when in the heat of sex.

I had a flash of heat when I read that sigh you wrote. I've heard the "ahhhhh" a few times as his dickhead was first entering her. It must be really good. It has occurred to me he probably likes that sound too. She has a joke about the difference between "ohhhh" and "ahhhh," but I can't recall now what it was.

~ Des

[solstice]

She has a joke about the difference between "ohhhh" and "ahhhh," but I can't recall now what it was.

I think it may be 2"

[Des 31]

She has a joke about the difference between "ohhhh" and "ahhhh," but I can't recall now what it was.

I think it may be 2"

Oh yeah, that's it. Now I recall including that somewhere here. Thanks, Solstice. I think it was actually "ooooh" instead of "ohhhh," but that was the punch line.

~ Des

[yielding william]

You have good reporter instincts. On April 2 you wrote " News reports, if we can believe them, projected the next two to three weeks will be the worst of the coronavirus plague."

I heard on the news last night that the virus hasn't turned out the way predicted. It is beginning to level off and and an end seems to be in sight. Your saying "if you can believe them" was a very good analysis of what we hear in the news. It seems every week whatever the government and news reports say turns out to be wrong within a few days.

[1_chammer]

The second “ooooh” joke, if I remember correctly, has to do with cock length differential...

[Des 31]

I think it may be 2"

Hi Solstice. When you have the time, drop me a PM about how you happened to pick that handle. I know what the solstice is (and the twice-a-year equinox) but found your choice interesting.

~ Des

[JustWantToWatch]

Gigi is the best. I love this thread!

[solstice]

At 85 I could qualify for the oldest guy to lust after Gigi, When she stops vomiting, she may like to know that she is one of the two ladies on this site that can still stimulate my old man with her sexual assignations, the other is Farmgirl.

[rascalnvixen]

I'd be interested in Solstice's choice of a handle!!! So, Solstice would you care to tell that in public here or if not, I'd love to have that same PM!!!!

Rascal

[solstice]

It is a very dull story,Rascal: This is an extract from the pm to Des the other part contained my Email address,and the story that went with it.
If I'm looking for a name when I log on to a site I choose a random entry from a line of books over my head at my computer, or on this case a calendar, and I happened on solstice.

I am unwilling to reveal my Email address openly, as I fear I may be inundated with messages from horny women who will want to shag the life out of me.

[Her number1]

At 85 I could qualify for the oldest guy to lust after Gigi, When she stops vomiting, she may like to know that she is one of the two ladies on this site that can still stimulate my old man with her sexual assignations, the other is Farmgirl.

Solstice, I can readily see you have great taste! Gigi's adventures I find alluring too and, I'm sure she is more alluring than her adventures .
When I read of Gigi I am reminded of so much about Farmgirl. They have many similarities, perhaps Gigi is a younger Farmgirl or is it that Farmgirl is an older Gigi .

Des, we enjoy your stories of your amazing wife.

[Des 31]

We doubt we'll have any stories here for a week or more. An urgent three-day trip was required for Gigi's boss next week but the board objected for the reason of an overload of business loans and other work now ongoing as a result of businesses impacted by the current outbreak. For the same reason, they didn't like my wife being absent either but couldn't think with anyone else who could fill in for him. She is leaving Tuesday and will return Friday.

She's prepping evenings at home for the trip and daily management is keeping her hopping.

Like mostat my office, I have been working at home this week but the senior partner suggested he and I work from the office until other partners and other employees return May 4. His secretary, our floating secretary and two IT guys affectionately referred to as “code monkeys” will keep the office going. Jean called today and told me she will be working weekends doing coronavirus testing at a tent in the local park for a while. She and other workers will be the first tested and she said Gigi and I could be test-guinea-pigs for her or others if we wish. We have no reason to believe we have any problems but I agreed we would show up Saturday morning for her benefit.

Stay safe, all, and I’ll return here when something worthwhile comes about to write about.

~ Des

[solstice]

I am called Solstice as I only come twice a year.

[solstice]

Des writes: We doubt we'll have any stories here for a week or more.

I do hope the fact that Gigi is not getting much/any does not inhibit you from your comments here, the jokes are a decent substitute.

[samlowen]

I am called Solstice as I only come twice a year.

I'm sure there's another joke in there somewhere about your stamina on those two days. Do you find you last forever during the summer solstice?