Our Hotwives

Long time lurker. First time poster. Very brief intro: I have had the cuckold/hotwife fantasy, in some form or another, for over 30 years. Generally, it is what gets me really horny - more than anything else. Post Nut Clarity sets-in and I think that cuckolding is the dumbest thing I have ever heard of. That phase lasts anywhere from an hour to a couple days and then the cycle starts again and i jump back in thinking it is the hottest thing ever. I am a wannabe, but perhaps I am closer than I ever have been to making the fantasy a reality. I enjoy being an armchair, amateur psychologist on some of the threads here.
I often have a quirky sense of humor, and given the above mentioned cycle, my mind sometimes comes-up with things that seem humorous to me about the cuckold/hotwife lifestyle. My intent is not to mock anyone here. Just to have a little fun with the peculiarities of our shared kink. I enjoy a good pun and/or clever turn of word or phrase. So here we go:

Many years ago there was a fleetingly popular and, somewhat in-your-face bumper sticker that said: “My other ride is your wife”. I would propose that we should print bumper stickers to sell to cuckolds that say: “Your other ride is my wife”

What is a cuckolds's favorite automobile?: The Ford Edge, of course

What is a cuckold's favorite news source: The BBC

How would you describe a guy who likes sharing his wife with other men but whose wife hasn't had any action in a while? Would you say that he is ‘stag-nant’?

Sorry for my horrible puns above. I enjoy the forum and like to hear the different perspectives on the kink.

Welcome to the forum Cgi69.

Q: How many cucks does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one as long as he can sit in the corner and watch a real man screw it in for him

Regarding bumperstickers, I always thought this one would get the point across without being too obvious:

I am O.C.D.
My wife makes the mess
I do the cleaning

Welcome to the forum Cgi69! I'm not so much a lurker here. Your description sounds very much like my own. My wife knows I find the hot wife fantasy exciting but we haven't done anything more than fantasy talk in bed.

I've been on this site for a long while and because of the things I've read here I'd say my initial interests have evolved greatly. Reading the exploits of how some of these hot wife/cuckold relationships "work" has been down right scary at times. I've learned I definitely what I DON'T want. So, when you wrote:

Cgi69 wrote: ↑

Wed Feb 05, 2025 8:19 am

Generally, it is what gets me really horny - more than anything else. Post Nut Clarity sets-in and I think that cuckolding is the dumbest thing I have ever heard of. That phase lasts anywhere from an hour to a couple days and then the cycle starts again and i jump back in thinking it is the hottest thing ever. I am a wannabe, but perhaps I am closer than I ever have been to making the fantasy a reality.

That resonated with me because I'm probably closer than I've ever been to seeing something happen too. My "post nut clarity" has been enhanced by this website. I know I don't want to be "pussy free". I know I don't want to be ignored. I don't want my wife to turn into to someone I don't recognize. I've read enough threads here that depict wives as a sort of "Dr. Jeykll and Mr. Hyde", scary! I know I want more sex (in whatever form that manifests itself) not less. I've learned more about want I don't want and refined what I really do want.

Naturally, a lot of people will say things like, "Well, this lifestyle is not for you then!" Then people will go to nomenclature and say, "Oh! You want more of a Stag/Vixen relationship not a Cuckold one!" I've been on this website a long time and everyone seems to have "their own" version of whatever they call themselves or what they think others should be called. So far it's been my observation that it's more about emotions and power than it is about what they call themselves.

Since my greatest fear/objection is denial and being "pussy free" I often get curious in a funny questioning way (especially when I've been smoking). My odd sense of humor comes out. I think of saying things like, "There's nothing like the nothing I get from my babe!" Or sometimes I wonder how the power exchange works. So, if your wife knows that you get off on being pussy free and she was upset with you (for whatever reason), would making you fuck her be a punishment? She'd be denying you the denial, right? I can imagine a statement like, "Look, you're just going to have to keep fucking me as punishment until you earn your denial!"

I will say that this website has some incredibly honest caring people that have had extraordinary experiences. I've been gratefully using their interaction with me to learn and refine my thoughts and feelings through their experiences.

stubbyhubby wrote: ↑

Thu Feb 06, 2025 7:00 am

Q: How many cucks does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one as long as he can sit in the corner and watch a real man screw it in for him

Regarding bumperstickers, I always thought this one would get the point across without being too obvious:

I am O.C.D.
My wife makes the mess
I do the cleaning

Love it!

stubbyhubby wrote: ↑

Thu Feb 06, 2025 7:00 am

Q: How many cucks does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one as long as he can sit in the corner and watch a real man screw it in for him

Regarding bumperstickers, I always thought this one would get the point across without being too obvious:

I am O.C.D.
My wife makes the mess
I do the cleaning

I recently saw a picture of a bumper sticker that says: “My girlfriend's husband is fighting for your freedoms overseas”. I thought that was great.

Not sure if you have seen the recent Progressive Insurance commercials where the wife needs someone to step-In when the husband is unable to fulfill the task at hand. They definitely have some cuck overtones it seems to me. The first one I saw was a husband in a minivan trying to back-up a trailer into his driveway. He keeps backing the trailer into the white picket fence. After several tries, the wife leans over to her son and says “the pressure is getting to him”. The son replies that they should “change things up”. She yells over her shoulder: "Keenum, get loose”. She goes over and stops the husband and tells him that “you got us this far. Case is going to finish the job”. She calls on former NFL player Case Keenum to come in and back the trailer. Keenum completes the task admirably. The narrator says “If only there were backups in real life.”
A second Progressive commercial is a husband trying to assist his wife in hanging a picture. He is too short and perhaps not strong enough to hold the picture in the right place. The wife calls on former NFL quarterback to get the job done. Similar set- up to the Keenum commercial.
I can just imagine a full blown Progressive cuck commercial. Wife on all fours. Husband behind her trying to pump into her but his little dick keeps popping out. She looks bored and asks if it is in yet. After another 15 seconds, she tells him she is bringing in the backup and a well-hung pro football player steps in behind her as the husband looks on. The wife's eyes roll back in her head and she lets out a moan as the replacement penetrates her.

Definitely agree on the cuckold overtones; thought the same thing, but maybe its not as obvious to non-cucks but the commercials are funny.

This is a true story. One night when we were in bed my wife said “Damn! I’m horny…I need to be fucked right now”. I thought I was about to get lucky. My dick started getting hard. Then she looked at me and said “I’m gonna call Brad and see what he’s doing”.

My Latina wife dates guys of different races. A black and a white guy had asked her out on a date on the same night. My wife joked about not knowing if she was in the mood for some chocolate or vanilla.

My wife asked for my credit card. She said she wanted to book a hotel for her and her BF. I told her “Hell No”. I asked why can’t she stay at his apartment like she did last time. She said some of his neighbors complained about all the noise coming from his apartment when they had sex. I looked at my wife and said “Visa or Master Card”.