An Ice Cold Beer and a HOT Noel

[makin]

An Ice Cold Beer and a HOT Noel

No matter how long my day has been, I know just how to unwind after a particularly rough one. There is this little club not too far from work with some of the coldest beer and smoking-est waitresses in Texas. There is this one curly headed little cutie that has my number every time I’m there. Noel always seems to know when to leave me alone after a hard day or when I need a little harmless flirting to cheer me up. I know she has a ring on her finger but hey, I’m just looking. No harm right?

So I drop in there a couple of days ago after having to listen to my boss bitch all day about his wife, lawyer, and anything else he could think about. I’m not a damn therapist! What are you going to do though? It was safe to say that I needed to unwind in a bad way so I hit that little bar. As luck would have it, Noel was there so I took up my usual table in one of the darker corners. It was a high table that has great views of the TV’s and the Rangers were on. I was set! Noel didn’t even have to ask what I wanted; she brought me a shot of Cuervo and a tall Shiner. That’s what we call perfect service folks.

“What did you do girl? Scare everybody off?” The place was pretty empty, maybe 10 people counting me.

“I have no idea where everybody is! I thought for sure the Rangers would bring ‘em in. I’m even wearing my lucky Rangers shirt!” Lucky? Lucky would be getting that thing off and getting a look at those perfect boobs that look so tempting under that tight-fitting, pink t-shirt.

“I did hear that Baby Dolls was offering two dollar buckets of beer during the game. Maybe I need to start working there!” She was joking but I seized the opening.

“Man that would be the end of me having money in my wallet. For you, I’m fine with being poor though.”

She just laughed at me and walked back to the bar. I wasn’t even halfway done with my beer when she came back to my table to check the game. It was only the third and still scoreless. In order to get a good view of the TV she stood to my right and rested her elbows on the edge of the table. Of course she gave me a good view of her nicely freckled cleavage and a little hint of her tan lines. It was inevitable that she caught me looking. “See anything you like?” The girl could ask a loaded question like nobody else.

“Anything I like? Hell, I’m liking everything I’m looking at.”

“Good to hear sexy.” She gave me a wink and a pat on the thigh before she walked off.

When she came back with my next beer she brought two shots with her. That’s another great thing about this girl, she could handle her liquor. We put down the shots right away. “Thanks for that gorgeous.” I was grinning like an idiot as I tucked a $10 in the waist band of her pants.

She just laughed about it. “Hey I’m not a stripper yet!”

“Just consider it wishful thinking.” She didn’t leave the table just yet and this time she was standing inches away from me leaning against the wall. Her perfume was perfect sweet with just a hint of sweat. It’s one of those smells that brings a southern boy back in time. I couldn’t help it and I wrapped an arm around her bare middle. She didn’t even flinch or try to wiggle free so I left it there. It was a while before she had to leave and as she did I hooked a finger through the back belt loop of her jean shorts. I started to put another dollar in her jean shorts. She shot me a mean look and her hand reached out to stop me cold.

Dammit! Have I screwed up already??? The first time was cute but I guess now she is pissed. She was just humoring me about the stripper thing. That Noel is such a tease!

But before I could put my dollar away, she lifted the band of her little green thong above her waist line and said, “I think it will fit better in here.”

I was pumped! “Come back soon gorgeous,” I almost shouted as I was trying to play it cool. Then I savored the view of her cute ass swishing back to the bar. About five minutes later she brought me another beer and one for herself too.

“They said I could leave for the night. It’s too dead to keep me working.”

“Sorry hun. Hey you could at least hang out and cheer me up!”

“Did you have that bad of a day? I knew you looked bummed but I didn’t think it was that bad. I suppose I COULD stay with you even though I’m not making any money,” she said with a sly grin.

She was genuinely concerned but all I could do was think about running my hands all over her body. The beer was already making my mind wander to those extremely inappropriate places.

“It was a pretty rough day but coming in here and seeing you always makes me feel MUCH better.”

Somebody at the bar whooped and we looked up to see the Rangers had just hit a home run. We were distracted with the game for a while but started chatting again and in no time at all Noel had her hand on my thigh. The flirting between us started getting pretty heavy and after she had another beer she started getting even more handsy. I was eating it up! Noel was flirting with me! I was just scared she might get her hand too close to my crotch and feel that my cock was stiff as a board!

The game ended around 10:00 pm and Noel told me she needed to leave. Being raised in Texas, I knew never to let a lady walk to her car alone so I escorted her out.

In the parking lot we stood outside her car and talked. It was more flirting and the tension was getting thick. Maybe it was the beer but I couldn’t help leaning in and kissing her. Much to my surprise she gripped my shirt and pulled me close and gave me a long, deep kiss. Why is it that the smell of beer on anyone else's breath is totally gross but on a hot woman it just makes the hair on the back of your neck tingle with raw excitement?

"Is your place nearby?"

“Yeah of course it is. But aren’t you married?” I kicked myself the minute it was out of my mouth but I’m not into home-wrecking.

She just snickered a little “He’ll be fine. He has to work late tonight. I’m not worried about him right now. I’m worried about you.” Had I been able to run to my car at the point, I certainly would have. Instead with my super hard dick about to punch through my pants, it was all I could do to manage an embarrassing wobble.

To be continued...

Thanks to NOEL for letting me post this and all her help on the ....um details

[Noel]

My pleasure to help! I didn't do much of anything but it looks like you have incorporated those deets appropriately! This is hot!! I love it! I can't wait to see how it (I???) turn out!

I'm so flattered! I am now the stuff of library stories!!!

and you never know, this might be the real truth of how it all got started!

xoxo,

Noel

[BDHank]

Might just be time to move and start frequenting bars again!!!

[Noel]

Might just be time to move and start frequenting bars again!!!

You'd better be careful! It could cost you!

xoxo,

Noel

[BDHank]

Might just be time to move and start frequenting bars again!!!

You'd better be careful! It could cost you!

xoxo,

Noel

Whatever the price I am sure it would be well worth it!!

Now to take care of this huge bulge in my pants - back to your pix - and then to calm my heart rate.

[makin]

When we got to my place Noel walked in like she owned it. Her sweet ass swayed enticingly across my living room and I was hypnotized. Once she was in front of my couch she stopped and turned to face me. Flashing me a mischievous little grin she crooked her finger to summoned me to the couch.

I didn’t even have to think as I walked across the floor towards the couch. Man, she looked HOT. And I was so horny! I could only think “I am going to fuck this beautiful woman!” My terrible day had just gotten quite a bit better! Her hands latched onto my shirt as she spun me around and pushed me onto the cushions.

“You have any music in this place,” she purred?

“The stereo is right over there,” I stammered.

Watching her walk across the room was a show in itself. She bent over to give me a nice view of her ass as she perused my CD section. She seemed disappointed as she looked thru my music collection. “I hate to tell you but these kind of suck. Don’t you have anything I can dance to?”

“Dance? Like slow dance or what?”

“Forget it. Do you have an IPod dock?”

Luckily I did. Noel quickly took her iPod out of her purse and popped it into the dock. Soon the room was filled with music. Noel certainly knows her way around music for dirty dancing. The first song she picked was “Price Tag” by Jessie J. “It ain’t about the money, money, money! I don’t need your money, money, money!”

She sauntered back over to me, gyrating her hips nice and slow. “Do you know where you are Baby?” she purred.

“Dallas? My apartment?”

“Stop it silly! You are at Baby Dolls. This is the hottest strip club in Texas. So get out that wallet big man because you are getting your very own show tonight.”

I was dumbstruck. I could hardly believe my ears. Noel was in my living room, grinding her ass to Jessie J and telling me I was about to get a private show?? Oh man!
She must have sensed my confusion because she continued in a sexy, sultry voice, “Look sugar, this is how it works. The first dance is $20. After that, if you like what you see, just keep the tips coming. The better the tips, the better the service and so on. Understand?”

I nodded that I understood and she said, “Awesome. Let’s have some fun tonight!”

With that, I shoved a twenty dollar bill into the waistband of her shorts. She immediately grabbed my hand, moved it over her navel, then down into her shorts, but over her panties. She rubbed it around a little bit over her delightful pubic mound and I thrilled at the feel of her pussy lips under the silk. “Thanks Sugar”, she whispered.

With that, she started grinding and moving and basically being ultra-sexy. Showing me her ass, rubbing her boobs, massaging her thighs. Basic stripper moves but it was fun because it was in my living room! And it was Noel!

Her t-shirt came off quickly. Obviously, she hadn’t been wearing a bra so her incredible breasts with their bright pink nipples were on full display. Those tan lines were a nice frame around her luscious tits, and it was all I could do to NOT stand up and devour them with my mouth. As it turned out, I didn’t need to as she started licking them herself! Wow!

Jessie J was starting to wind up as Noel began to unbutton her shorts, revealing just a hint of that little green G-string. While I wanted her to take those shorts all the way down, her next move stunned me. She faced away from me and sat right down in my lap. She leaned all the way back, stretched her hands behind my shoulders and ran her fingers over my head, digging them in deep, and then down my neck. Looking over her shoulders I watched her trace lines down her torso and slide her fingers under her tits, lifting them and holding them up for me to see. My hands went instantly to her hips as her ass ground over my rock hard dick.

I wanted to slip off her shorts but before I could, she stood up and stepped away from me. Without facing me she slowly slid them over her ass and down to the floor. Her booty was so cute. Looking at it framed in that hot tiny little green G-string was just awesome!

“Sex and Candy” by Marcy Playground began to play from the stereo. I told her, “I like sex and I like candy too.” Lame I know but I was so horny I couldn’t think of any cool line! Noel, being as awesome as she is, didn’t seem to care about my lame lines. She was now in front of me wearing nothing but that sweet green G-string. Less than two hours ago, I was worried about what a jerk my boss was! Wow…

Noel was so beautiful, and just personified pure sex. Her boobs and ass were tempting me…begging me even. I couldn’t help myself and started to reach for that sweet ass! She slipped right out of my greedy hands! She shook her finger at me and flashed that wicked little smile as if to say, “You haven’t earned it yet, Baby.”

“Ahhhh… I get it”

Leaning forward I slipped another $20 bill into the side of her thong. She faced me and put her knees on either side of my legs. Her blonde curls were right under my chin and their scent filled my nose. It almost distracted me from her sweet pussy that was now lightly rubbing over my jeans. I slipped another $20 into her thong and she started to lightly kiss my neck. Another song started and she slowly rose up, dragging her nipples across my chest and face. If that didn’t deserve another $20, I didn’t know what did!
The show was really getting good and I was getting the hang of it. Put $20 in the G-string, and I get to lick Noel’s gorgeous boobs. Put in another $20 and she’d give me a long passionate kiss. It was like a Noel vending machine. And I wanted to see what I could get out of the machine!

It was a little odd though because even though it was HOT and she was sexy, that G-string stayed in place. Finally, after about 15 minutes of intense grinding, boob sucking and kissing, I reached for her pussy. She grabbed my hand in a gentle but firm way, leaned forward and lustily whispered in my ear, “Give me a $50, you won't regret it...”

Yikes! Where was my wallet??? While I fumbled for another $50 (thank goodness I had gone to the bank that day!) Noel pulled aside her G-String to show off her beautiful, pink, fully shaven pussy. And to—literally—rub it in, she began to massage her clit. “Come on Baby,” she purred. “The faster you find that $50, the faster we get to start having REAL fun.”

It wasn’t long before that $50 was in her G-String and she got up. Wait she got up? WTF? I was about to pull her back into my lap, but she turned back to me and pulled over my ottoman. She put it right in front of my knees and tossed her leg over mine so she could straddle me, her cute little pussy was inches from my face, man I wanted it so bad. When she laid back on the ottoman I got a great view of her perfect mound, her thighs were draped across my knees as she pulled her thong to the side and started to play with her little lips. My heart was pounding, that finger was sooooooo close to slipping in. I wanted it in there so bad. I wanted it in there like it was mine, but it just kept sliding around the edge. Unconsciously I started to thrust my hips, God I wanted that finger in there so badly. "You want it in there baby?" I just grunted, I couldn't make words at that point. She knew I couldn't take it anymore and in that finger went, first one knuckle, then the second. I could hear how wet she was and all I could think about was tasting her. I think she could read my mind.

Finally she asked, “So are you going to taste it first or do you want me to do it?” Success!! Noel wanted me to suck her fingers that had been massaging her ultra-wet pussy? OK!!! She shoved them right in my mouth! And they tasted great! Just like a super-hot woman should.

After I sucked them for a while, she said, “No fair! I need a taste too!” As she moved her fingers toward her mouth, she said, “Uh uh. It’s like chewing gum, after a few seconds, all of the flavor is gone.” So she started to shove them back into her pussy, but stopped and grabbed my hand “I need a little deeper please.” She moaned as I thrust my fingers deeper into her. Then, as my head went from spinning to being massively horny, I put them into her mouth.

“Ohhh…you picked a good time of the month,” she said. “I can tell by the taste that I am ovulating. That is why I am so horny.” Whaat!!?? A woman who knows her cycles by the taste of her pussy juice?? What planet is she from??

After she sucked my fingers clean, she said, “Enough of playing with me. Why don’t we play with you for a bit?” I was super excited! I had begun to think my balls were literally going to explode but I also knew what she meant and, again, began to reach for my wallet.

I was rummaging for $50 more dollars. After all, that last $50 had been money well spent! I had just seen Noel lick her own pussy juice from my fingers! She then surprised me by saying, “Don’t worry honey, $20 should do it.” Only $20? For a blow job? Or more likely, for sex? Woohoo! I’m getting a price break! She must really like me! So I slip another $20 in her G-String and start to pull down my pants.

“Oh no hon, I’ll be in charge for now.” While still sitting on the couch, she put me on my back and pulled my jeans down to my knees. Sadly, my underpants stayed right where they were.

With that, she did everything but hump me right thru my underpants. She stroked me. She pulled out my left ball and sucked it. She pulled out my right ball and sucked it. She rode me reverse cowgirl outside my underpants while I played with her tits. It was unreal and I could feel my only article of clothing getting wet as she kept grinding on me. I'm not sure what the music was at this point but it was dirty as hell. Finally, she was licking the head of my dick thru my underpants. In fact, a little top of the head peaked out and she stroked it with her tongue. I almost came right there. Noel’s tongue was licking my bare dick! I gently asked, “Noel, this is totally awesome and I love every second of it but do I ever get to take off my underpants?”

She looked up, rested her cheek on my throbbing cock and said, “Sweetie, I’d love to. I really would… But we are in the main area. We’re not allowed to have that kind of fun in here. We can only do that in the VIP area. It would be so fun if we could go there and have MUCH more privacy.”

I may be stupid but I’m not THAT stupid. I understand where Noel is headed with this theme…AGAIN. “How much?” I asked as I looked down at those fake blonde tresses cascading down her shoulders.

“How much money or how much privacy?” she giggled. “It will be COMPLETELY private. It is only $100 and I GUARANTEE you it will be worth EVERY penny.” Then she gave me the absolute sexiest, deepest voice and repeated, “I mean EVERY penny.”

Really? Are you serious? I’ve got Noel here…Noel! And she is freakin’ dying to fulfill my craziest desires for $100??? How much money have I stuffed in her G-String at this point? There is no counting, but that G-String is bursting with my twenties! I have had an AWESOME time but what I am supposed to do? Wait until she leaves and then jack off? After everything thus far, $100 to see what Noel will do to me in the fantasy “VIP area” of my own house seems like peanuts.

I was SUPER horny. My cock is just aching for some Noel Love. Naturally, I reached for my wallet yet again and said, “Let’s Go!”

She reached down and grabbed me by my bulge. I stood and let myself be led back towards the bedroom. Wait, I was paying for this. It was time for me to lead for a minute. Her grip on me was loose so when I stopped it didn't hurt (whew dodged a bullet there) but the look she shot me was enough to make me rethink my choice. Fuck it! Fortune favors the bold! "I can find my way to the VIP, why don't you get me a beer sweet cheeks." I punctuated it with a quick slap on her ass and walked past without a look. If she doesn't come back I'm going to feel like an idiot, but hey you only live once.


To be continued...

[makin]

The Big Finish

I walked into my room and laid down on my bed and closed my eyes. All I could think was "If I hear the door slam I am going to be sooooo pissed at myself."

“Nice looking dick you’ve got there. I knew I’d like it when I finally got to see it.” Whoooh, she was back!
With my dick out in the open and still rock hard, Noel straddles me, gives me a sip of my beer and goes back into her thing. And it is such a beautiful thing. She was grinding, riding, stroking, massaging, my cock was getting wet from that pink little pussy, but I couldn't get it in her. She was doing everything a man could ask for…except she STILL hadn’t actually sucked my cock or fucked me. I was starting to get a little frustrated so I reached for some money...again.
As I did, she reached out and grabbed my hand, “No baby. You’ve done plenty. You are in the VIP room now. From here on out, it’s my treat.”
Thank goodness! I don’t have to go to the pawn shop in the morning! So what’s next?
I soon find out as she started using her tongue to lick up and down the shaft of my SUPER HARD cock.
“Do you like it when girls take a whole ball in there and suck it?” she asked me?
“What do you mean?
“Well, some guys like to have an entire ball in a girl’s mouth and other guys think it hurts. What is your preference?” My balls were so swollen, blue and sore at this point that I think Noel sucking one in her mouth might cause irreparable damage to my reproductive abilities, so ....worth the risk.
I croaked out a "please?"
“Of course sir.” Oh goodness!
“Teenage Dream” by Katy Perry started to play as my swollen ball slipped between her lips. I now HAVE to have release or I’ll need medical attention. I keep a few condoms in the nightstand in the rare event that a miracle like this occurs. By now, I’ve dropped half a month’s rent, Noel has told me she is horny and she is licking up and down the shaft of my cock like it is a popsicle in July; so I go for the condoms.
Naturally, she stopped me cold. “What are you doing Sugar?” she purred again. Can she just stop that please? That voice alone nearly makes me cum!
“I’m reaching for a condom. I’m ready. You’ve been great, really great but I just want to…”
And she cut me off mid-sentence. “Oh Sugar, you won’t be using condoms tonight.”
What? Really? No condoms? Noel wants me to do her bareback? On her first date? Wow, I thought she was playing but she REALLY is dirty. Oh well, if you’re gonna roll the dice, might as well do it with Noel…
“Fine with me Noel. You seem like a nice clean girl,” as I started to roll her over onto her back.
“Oh no,” she giggled, as she pushes me back over. I meant that this is a titty bar…not a whorehouse. I can’t fuck the customers in here or I’ll get fired.”
Dammit!! All of this money? For a tease? Typical strip club bullshit!
I think she could see the look of anger pouring over me so she quickly added, “Don’t worry Baby. I promised we’d have fun…and we will.”
And with that she started sucking my cock. I nearly blew on the first downward stroke as she almost completely enveloped my rod. I thought she was going to get it all in, but with about a third of it to go she gagged a little bit and let up. On the upstroke, she took my dick out of her mouth and said, “One more rule, and I promise this is the last one; first time customers don’t get to cum in my mouth.”
Shit! Another rule! Where do I get to cum? In my hand after she has left for home?
But my anger soon wilted as she continued to work on my shaft. I don’t want to say bad things about Noel but that girl has sucked a little cock in her lifetime. You can take that to the bank. It took everything I had to obey her final “rule”.
As she removed my now thoroughly wet cock from her mouth, she said, ”I’ve had a lot of fun tonight. Now I think it’s your turn.” At that point she rolled off of me and onto her knees on the floor, I sat up with her between my legs and watched her pull her big beautiful breasts together to create a canyon and said, “Let me titty fuck you. “
I was fired up!
She wrapped her gorgeous breasts around my shaft those gorgeous, perfect, REAL breasts. She squeezed them together tightly and began to rock back and forth on it. “The Show Goes On”, by Lupe Fiasco, began to play in the background. My God, those tits felt great wrapped around my throbbing member. It didn’t take long before my pre-cum mixed with her saliva that she was adding liberally made that boob canyon as slippery as an ice coated West Texas Highway.

Noel didn’t mail it in either. She moaned loudly and often as I started to thrust into those mounds of flesh. “Fuck my titties! Fuck my huge titties! Give me a pearl necklace, make me filthy!” Those super soft tits were massaging my balls and I could feel her hard nipples brushing against my lower abs. Noel was calling my name and asking for my cum. I can’t imagine how there was any way possible it could be better to fuck her pussy because fucking her titties was an other-worldly experience. "Come on baby. Do it. Cum for me. I know you want it so bad. Just do it. I want it." She was panting over my dick and I was about to l lose it.

I had been cock teased for well over an hour (and that is just at my house. It was closer to three hours if you count the bar) so with Noel moaning and squeezing those boobs as tight as she could and the music blaring, well it didn’t take long to BLOW MY WAD! FINALLY!
When the first wave of orgasm hit me I almost blacked out. The first shot was out. It was all over her tits, her neck and her face. I just unloaded. I CANNOT tell you the incredible sensation that ran thru my body as I watched wave after wave of my cum drench Noel. Epic is an overused word but this was truly EPIC. I had to have given her a Guinness Book of World Records caliber pearl necklace. My cum covered EVERYTHING above her tits. It was sight that would make porn producers blush.
I was spent but I wasn’t sure what to do next. Was this Noel? A woman who I should cuddle with? Or was this my stripper? And what do you do with strippers after you’ve blown your wad all over their tits, neck and face.
Noel, of course, had the answer. “Would you do me a favor?” she asked.
Of course I would! I just had one of the most ridiculous, over-the-top sexual experiences of my life! I didn’t even technically fuck her and I was so satisfied I could barely stand myself. What did she need? A glass of water?
“Feed it to me.”
“What?” I asked
“Feed it to me. Your cum. I want to eat all of it. Scoop it up and feed it to me.”
Somewhat perplexed, yet super aroused, I began to scoop up my cum with my fingers and put them in her mouth where she lustily sucked them and consumed every last drop. I used my fingers to rub cum on her lips and shove it into her mouth. And she just couldn’t get enough. It was like she was eating chocolate. I’ve never seen anything like it! Unless I become a porn star, I doubt I will ever see it again!
After she was done lapping up all of my cum, she got up and started scooping up the wads of cash that had fallen out of her G-String during our bedroom romp. I was curious if she was going to keep the money or offer it back to me. There must have been at least $500 there! It didn’t take long to figure out her plan for the dough.


“Honey, I’m going to keep your money. Trust me, it is not because I need it or want it. It is just because this is your fantasy and I want to do everything I can to make it feel as real as possible. I cheated a little there at the end because in a real strip club I wouldn’t be allowed to eat your cum. I just got selfish. I love to eat cum and yours looked so yummy I couldn’t help myself. I hope you’ll forgive me if I tarnished the fantasy a bit,” she said with that typical wicked smile.
I decided to forgive her…just this once! 
Then she got dressed and headed for the door. At this point, she still hadn’t so much as a sip of water since eating my huge load of jizz. She stopped and put her finger to her lip as if to wipe off some dried cum that she might have missed earlier.
“Do you have any gum?” she asked. “My hubby will be home in about 30 minutes. I suppose I should be fresh for him. He is going to be one lucky guy because I’m super horny right now. He is going to get sex that will BLOW his mind.”
Sex that will blow his mind? If it is better than this, it might kill him!
Before I could answer, she continued, “Never mind. We’ll let him decide. Does he think I am super horny because I am ovulating or is there some OTHER reason?” she said again with that wicked, yet knee-melting grin.
“He thinks he’s smart so we’ll just have to see if he can figure it out,” she smirked. Just then I noticed a little cum in her hair that I had missed. Her husband might just figure out what she had been doing.

"You know I have a threesome fantasy too!" I just called it after her.

She just smiled at me as she opened the door, “I’m truly sorry you’ve had such a hard day.”

[Noel]

GREAT story! Finally got the pics up to match!!

Thanks Makin !!

xoxo,

Noel