Hotwife Magazine - (Faux)

A niche for stories; fiction or non.
User avatar
PlayboyFan
Pervert
Posts: 595
Joined: Mon Aug 08, 2016 9:21 am
Location: Eastern USA

Hotwife Magazine - (Faux)

Unread post by PlayboyFan » Sun Jun 28, 2020 7:03 pm

Gentlemen (and Ladies):

For a small personal project, I Had an idea this evening. For anyone interested, I would appreciate the creative and humorous nature of those who would often frequent this section of the site.

I have a few very sexy, (anonymous) and appropriately demure photos of my wife that look as though they were shot for a book magazine.

I was looking at them this evening and realized they would be awesome to use in creating a faux magazine cover for a make-believe hotwife magazine. Completely tongue in cheek, but sexy all the same.

What I was hoping for would be a group effort to come up with some creative magazine names for a make-believe hotwife/vixen months magazine in the style of Playboy or Penthouse from back in the day. (Hotwife Magazine being a default but woefully unoriginal. Ha

In addition to the magazine, what would be some features and articles on the cover? Think Playboy. They had the seasonal fashion editions, pigskin predictions, 20 Questions with celebrities, “Girls of the Big 10”....etc. LOL. What would we want to see on the cover enticing us to buy the initial copy of “Vixen Quarterly” or whatever.....

I can do the layout and design in photoshop. I just thought it would be fun to see how clever and witty we can be with the fake name and fake content.

If I can get some input, I will design and post a finished cover on my thread in the hotties section.

Appreciate any input from the gallery. LOL

Thanks,

PBF

User avatar
SamWarrens
2 Bit Whore
Posts: 1249
Joined: Sun Sep 11, 2016 3:07 pm
Location: Canada

Re: Hotwife Magazine - (Faux)

Unread post by SamWarrens » Sun Jun 28, 2020 10:57 pm

Why not start a magazine for real?
Have people send in photos of real hotwives and charge a modest fee for viewers.
Photos could range from demure to raunchy.
Just a thought.
Great minds may think alike, but fools seldom differ.

afagehi7

Re: Hotwife Magazine - (Faux)

Unread post by afagehi7 » Mon Jun 29, 2020 12:04 am

SamWarrens wrote:
Sun Jun 28, 2020 10:57 pm
Why not start a magazine for real?
Have people send in photos of real hotwives and charge a modest fee for viewers.
Photos could range from demure to raunchy.
Just a thought.
Hard to compete with free content (reddit). Such a magazine would sell based on original content as PBF was describing.

Certainly a regular column on BDSM, hotwife of the month, readers forum (penthouse letters), ask a hotwife, etc.

User avatar
PlayboyFan
Pervert
Posts: 595
Joined: Mon Aug 08, 2016 9:21 am
Location: Eastern USA

Re: Hotwife Magazine - (Faux)

Unread post by PlayboyFan » Mon Jun 29, 2020 4:02 am

SamWarrens wrote:
Sun Jun 28, 2020 10:57 pm
Why not start a magazine for real?
Have people send in photos of real hotwives and charge a modest fee for viewers.
Photos could range from demure to raunchy.
Just a thought.
Well, I’m sure there is a certain group that could appreciate such a product, but IMO, magazines are dying like dinosaurs.

Plus, I’m the furthest thing from a publisher. Ha

No, I’m just playing here with a concept. Hoping the creative writers here might assist just a tad.

For example:

Hotwife Life
Vixen & Stag
Hotwife Magazine
Vixen Life

Possible content teaser:

“Bulls: The Fetish for Other Men’s Wives”
“Fit & Fashion, Our guide to 2020’s new cages”
“Do’s & Don’ts for Watchers: How not to behave when the action heats up!”
“Text Her? How Much is Too Much?
“Chastity Drives Him Wild: The low-down on How & Why”

LOL. Silly little experiment for sure, but what else can we do during a pandemic? Ha

PBF

User avatar
PlayboyFan
Pervert
Posts: 595
Joined: Mon Aug 08, 2016 9:21 am
Location: Eastern USA

Re: Hotwife Magazine - (Faux)

Unread post by PlayboyFan » Mon Jun 29, 2020 9:47 am

How about VIXXXEN: Journal of naughty wives and the men who desire them.

Inaugural Edition!

Features: “Flakes, Fakes and Heartaches - How to Protect Yourself”.
“Cover model Julianna L - Thrills and Fulfills Hubby and Beaus”
“MythBusting: Is a Good Bull really Hard to Find?...and a Hard Bull always Good to Find? We look under the covers!.”

I’m starting to roll now. LOL

User avatar
Don Jetman
Player
Posts: 340
Joined: Sat Dec 15, 2018 8:56 am

Re: Hotwife Magazine - (Faux)

Unread post by Don Jetman » Mon Jun 29, 2020 10:49 am

This has been done often in caption threads on other sites. I've made quite a few myself styled after the Playboy theme, but not sure where it would be appropriate to post them here if you want examples.

Don

User avatar
PlayboyFan
Pervert
Posts: 595
Joined: Mon Aug 08, 2016 9:21 am
Location: Eastern USA

Re: Hotwife Magazine - (Faux)

Unread post by PlayboyFan » Mon Jun 29, 2020 11:42 am

Don Jetman wrote:
Mon Jun 29, 2020 10:49 am
This has been done often in caption threads on other sites. I've made quite a few myself styled after the Playboy theme, but not sure where it would be appropriate to post them here if you want examples.

Don
Thanks Don. I’m just playing around. Hadn’t come across anything like it before but it might make a nice avatar! LOL

I’m not sure if it would be appropriate to post a few examples in the Hotties section or not actually.

You have any suggestions on titles and stories?

Again, just killing time. Nothing important.

PBF

User avatar
Don Jetman
Player
Posts: 340
Joined: Sat Dec 15, 2018 8:56 am

Re: Hotwife Magazine - (Faux)

Unread post by Don Jetman » Mon Jun 29, 2020 12:01 pm

I've made an ongoing series of covers in the past called "Modern Hotwife". Some edge over into cuckolding, and some a bit more tame. Seasonal titles like Christmas and Halloween are fun. I've made about 20 covers using mostly glamour/nude models found online - none of my wife. The secret is finding pics with enough empty border for text so it doesn't cover the image. Much of my text mimics the naughty and suggestive found on Playboy's covers. I've been a Playboy fan since early adolescence, and have over 60 years of mags in my collection. Still trying to complete it...

Don

User avatar
PlayboyFan
Pervert
Posts: 595
Joined: Mon Aug 08, 2016 9:21 am
Location: Eastern USA

Re: Hotwife Magazine - (Faux)

Unread post by PlayboyFan » Mon Jun 29, 2020 12:36 pm

Don Jetman wrote:
Mon Jun 29, 2020 12:01 pm
I've made an ongoing series of covers in the past called "Modern Hotwife". Some edge over into cuckolding, and some a bit more tame. Seasonal titles like Christmas and Halloween are fun. I've made about 20 covers using mostly glamour/nude models found online - none of my wife. The secret is finding pics with enough empty border for text so it doesn't cover the image. Much of my text mimics the naughty and suggestive found on Playboy's covers. I've been a Playboy fan since early adolescence, and have over 60 years of mags in my collection. Still trying to complete it...

Don
That all sounds fantastic.

As evidenced by my username, I have a lifelong affinity for Playboy also.

If I may be so bold as to brag just a tad.....In 1989 PB was having an anniversary Playmate Hunt....35 years i believe. Anyway, I sent in a few of my wife’s swimwear modeling photos. A few months later I received a letter saying that she was not selected as the anniversary Playmate, but they would like her to test shoot as a regular Playmate. To this day one of my most fond memories.

Since my wife had not authorized the submission, I hid the letter and counted my lucky stars that she didn't pick up the mail that day. Hahahaha. Then, About two months later, another one came with the same request! I dodged two bullets.

I did not tell her for close to fifteen years. I still have the letters and they are prized. Embossed Playboy letterhead and all. In all honesty, it haunts me now because I wish more than anything i had chanced it and told her what an opportunity “we” had.

Recently, thanks to social media i made the acquaintance with a former Playboy photographer who I remember well. I was able to share my little brush with the magazine with him, He was quite surprised as I knew the names of the photo department assistants that had requested her to pose. The photographer instructed me to tell my wife that she missed the “opportunity of a lifetime”. Of that, i am quite certain. In fact, he said that at that time in his career, it would have been quite likely that he would have been assigned to do the Playmate test as he did a lot of those. Small world.

PBF
Last edited by PlayboyFan on Mon Jun 29, 2020 1:27 pm, edited 1 time in total.

User avatar
Don Jetman
Player
Posts: 340
Joined: Sat Dec 15, 2018 8:56 am

Re: Hotwife Magazine - (Faux)

Unread post by Don Jetman » Mon Jun 29, 2020 1:00 pm

What a keepsake. I've never met any of the PB photogs - I admired the work of Posar and Casilli, but they were probably before your submission. Ken Marcus is still around, and I think Arny Freytag - all great masters of that 8x10 Deardorff monster camera. Would love to get my hands on a few of those 8x10 transparencies. Your wife should be proud - what was her reaction when you finally told her?

Don

User avatar
PlayboyFan
Pervert
Posts: 595
Joined: Mon Aug 08, 2016 9:21 am
Location: Eastern USA

Re: Hotwife Magazine - (Faux)

Unread post by PlayboyFan » Mon Jun 29, 2020 1:07 pm

Don Jetman wrote:
Mon Jun 29, 2020 12:01 pm
I've made an ongoing series of covers in the past called "Modern Hotwife". Some edge over into cuckolding, and some a bit more tame. Seasonal titles like Christmas and Halloween are fun. I've made about 20 covers using mostly glamour/nude models found online - none of my wife. The secret is finding pics with enough empty border for text so it doesn't cover the image. Much of my text mimics the naughty and suggestive found on Playboy's covers. I've been a Playboy fan since early adolescence, and have over 60 years of mags in my collection. Still trying to complete it...

Don
LOL. I really like the title....Modern Hotwife.

PBF

User avatar
PlayboyFan
Pervert
Posts: 595
Joined: Mon Aug 08, 2016 9:21 am
Location: Eastern USA

Re: Hotwife Magazine - (Faux)

Unread post by PlayboyFan » Mon Jun 29, 2020 1:40 pm

Don Jetman wrote:
Mon Jun 29, 2020 1:00 pm
What a keepsake. I've never met any of the PB photogs - I admired the work of Posar and Casilli, but they were probably before your submission. Ken Marcus is still around, and I think Arny Freytag - all great masters of that 8x10 Deardorff monster camera. Would love to get my hands on a few of those 8x10 transparencies. Your wife should be proud - what was her reaction when you finally told her?

Don
Oh, if I remember correctly, she just rolled her eyes a little and chuckled, same as she does now that I have the letter framed. Ha.

In truth, I had asked her about it back in the day and she said she wasn't interested because she would likely lose her job, and her family in a small town would have been affected, etc, etc.

Honestly, she wasn’t opposed to posing herself. It was all the BS that would have come from being published. she posed in very little for several photographers over the years so it was not about being a prude or anything. I was only concerned that she would be pissed about the sneaky submission I did without her approval. That, was my worry.

Many Playmates were aspiring actresses doing whatever they could to make a name from themselves. My wife never had any interest in being famous nor infamous. 1990 was a different world and she would have caught hell at work. Playmates made $25k for a centerfold pictorial, but for small-town girls still living int the small town that would have been quite the notoriety...bad and good.

They always say on your death bed you regret the things that you didn't do, far more than those that you did. I can already see that is likely true.

Pozar and Cassilli were more 60’s and 70’s if I remember correctly. By the 1990’s it was Wayda, Fegley, Mecey and others. All terrific talents.

User avatar
PlayboyFan
Pervert
Posts: 595
Joined: Mon Aug 08, 2016 9:21 am
Location: Eastern USA

Re: Hotwife Magazine - (Faux)

Unread post by PlayboyFan » Wed Jul 01, 2020 12:59 pm

Don Jetman wrote:
Mon Jun 29, 2020 1:00 pm
What a keepsake. I've never met any of the PB photogs - I admired the work of Posar and Casilli, but they were probably before your submission. Ken Marcus is still around, and I think Arny Freytag - all great masters of that 8x10 Deardorff monster camera. Would love to get my hands on a few of those 8x10 transparencies. Your wife should be proud - what was her reaction when you finally told her?

Don
Don,

I completed a novelty cover and posted it in my thread in the Hotties section. Check out the thread “PlayboyFan’s Hottie”.

As usual with anything i write, I second-guess my phrasing and this was tough because it has to fit in a certain space.

I’m fairly happy with it.

PBF

Doodledoc
Prepubescent
Posts: 10
Joined: Tue Oct 08, 2019 6:53 am

Re: Hotwife Magazine - (Faux)

Unread post by Doodledoc » Wed Jul 01, 2020 5:46 pm

These are fun to make. I recommend a free Adobe app called Spark Post. It is easy and fun to use. I made two magazine covers and if i knew how to post a pic i would share.

User avatar
armyguyot1
Site Admin
Posts: 7232
Joined: Thu Aug 12, 2010 2:25 pm
Location: Northwest

Re: Hotwife Magazine - (Faux)

Unread post by armyguyot1 » Wed Jul 01, 2020 8:26 pm

Welcome to the forum Doodledoc.

54321
OHW Addict
Posts: 3981
Joined: Sun Sep 16, 2007 11:31 pm

Re: Hotwife Magazine - (Faux)

Unread post by 54321 » Fri Jul 17, 2020 4:05 am

Hey, Playboyfan!

Great idea!
I thought of a couple of magazines: one á la Cosmo and one like Playboy. Here they are!

'HOTWIFE'
A Magazine for Hotwives

What your husband
REALLY wants in bed

Ladies, you CAN have it all

Your Husband or Your Lover?
WHO IS IT TONIGHT?

WHEN!
To allow your Husband
TO CUM!

VACATIONS... with your LOVER?

YOUR WEDDING NIGHT
The Groom or the Best Man?

OTHER MEN!
The Last Taboo!

Has Your Husband
SET YOU FREE?

SO YOU WANT TO DATE
Where to Start

When You Fall in Love
WITH YOUR LOVER!

A Stable of Lovers AND
Career and Family?
How to Juggle!

A Date with Your Lover
HIS PLACE OR YOURS?

I’ve Met a New Man
WHEN DO I TELL MY HUSBAND?

DRESSING FOR A DATE
Does Hubby Help You?

TO MAKE HIM WORSHIP YOU
All you need to know

When Hubby is Sweet
But Your Lovers are BAD!!

Sex with Hubby v Sex with a Lover

HOTWIFING
THE REAL WOMEN’S LIBERATION

Boys Wanna Compete
GIRLS LOVE VARIETY!

HOW TO BE A GODDESS
It’s Easier than You Think!

Sometimes, A Girl Just Needs to be F****D

You’re Home From A Date
It’s Time for the TELL ALL!

YOUR WILD ADVENTURE!
Tell Him! He’ll LOVE IT!

How to make your Man
Think About ONLY YOU!

Phone Sex with your Lover
LET YOUR HUSBAND LISTEN!

I’M CRAZY ABOUT MY BOSS
And My Husband Doesn’t Mind!

WHO’S SLEEPING WITH WHOM?
When My Lover Stays the Night

HOW TO BE IRRESISTIBLE
It’s Not What You Think!

MY HOTTEST DATE EVER
And What I Told My Husband




’SOLID’
The Magazine for Men who Share

Your Wife and her Lover
IN PUBLIC!

MFM
with or without YOU!

HAVE YOU EVER?
Been 3rd Wheel on Her Date?

HOTWIFE VACATIONS
Should you go or stay?

A Night Out with the Girls
OR THE BOYS!

MY WIFE IS A UNICORN

LISTEN IN?
LOG IN?
LOOK IN?

My Hotwife Adores Her Lover

TO WATCH OR TO WAIT?
That is the question

If You Love Her
SET HER FREE!

What REAL MEN
Do for their Wives

My Wife Wants
A GANGBANG!

How Many Lovers is ENOUGH?

She's in Love
WITH HIM!

NEW RELATIONSHIP ENERGY
How to Make it Work
FOR YOU

SHE SAYS WHO
SHE SAYS WHEN
I'm Cool

VANILLA IS FOR PUSSIES
What Thrill Seeking Husbands Know

HOTWIFING
Can You Handle It?

THE RIGHT STUFF
Her, Him and Oral

WHEN SHE COMES HOME TO YOU
What Happens Next?

WHO’S SLEEPING WITH WHOM?
When He Stays the Night

She's on a Sleepover with HIM!
HOW DO YOU SLEEP?

THE THINGS SHE DOES WITH HIM
That She Doesn't with You!

HER NEW STYLE!
It's What HE Wants!

SHE OPENLY FLIRTS WITH GUYS
In Front of Me!

On a Date with Me
SHE WENT HOME WITH HIM!

DO HER GIRLFRIENDS KNOW?
She sleeps With Other Men!

54321
OHW Addict
Posts: 3981
Joined: Sun Sep 16, 2007 11:31 pm

Re: Hotwife Magazine - (Faux)

Unread post by 54321 » Fri Jul 17, 2020 4:24 am

And also:

Conversations with Her Lover
Cars, Football... SEX!

Post Reply