One night me and my latina wife Marie talked about different sex positions. We were making stupid shit up just to make ourselves laugh. Then out of the blue my she said “white guys are crazy”! Of course she was joking but I had to hear why she said that. Marie told me how a white guy got her in a crazy sex position. After she describe the position, I told her it’s called the Pile Driver position. Marie said “he definitely tried to pile drive me” she said “all I know is we were having missionary sex on the bed and the next thing I know I’m upside down on the floor with my ass in the air”. She added “I didn’t know if we were gonna have sex, wrestle or do yoga. I died laughing when she said “then he stuck his dick in me while I was upside down”.
My wife said while she was upside down the guy was facing her when he started having sex with her. She said “The next thing I know he did a 180 while he was still in me” She said “I looked up and all I saw was his balls and asshole”. I was dying from laughter. She said “I don’t wanna see a man’s asshole and balls when I’m having sex”.
I asked her did she enjoy it. She admitted she loved it when he started eating her out in that position. She said “white guys give the best lip service and that guy did not disappoint her”. He did something with his fingers and tongue that drove her crazy. She said “being upside down made the blood rush to her head and she think she passed out for a few seconds”. She said “overall it was alright…I just can’t get the vision of his balls and asshole out of my head”. I was double over laughing at her. She said “I told you…white guys are crazy”.
White guys are crazy
White guys are crazy
Last edited by bltn1966 on Sun Aug 21, 2022 2:15 pm, edited 2 times in total.
Re: White guys are crazy
Marie sounds like an exciting woman!
JR
JR
Hubby of Hotwife from late summer '88 to late winter '93. A fun 4 1/2 year run.