A little introduction

[Her number1]

Well it looks like the wonder bairn has been busy again!
Today we had to take a trip to pick up some cattle panels, about six hours round trip. When we got home early evening, Farmgirl went to check on things. She was gone a little longer than I expected but that isn't rare on a ranch.
About a quarter till 9:00 she came home and kissed me with that cat grin. I thought, did she? No, probably not.
Then she said, " I was checking on things when my cousin called saying that there was a report of a cow on the airport. So, I went and checked on that, didn't see one. Then A called saying he was looking at a piece of land across the river and he asked where I was. I told him to meet me at the corral water room. I've been fucked, baby! A filled my ass with his cum, it was sooo good! ".

[solstice]

Is A an employee? If he is it is fitting that Farmgirl is an equal opportunity boss.

[afagehi7]

Is A an employee? If he is it is fitting that Farmgirl is an equal opportunity boss.

Insurance agent I believe.

FG certainly loves anal more than any woman I've ever known.

[solstice]

Thank you afagehi7, your a detail man like me, I sometimes get confused with the single letter names:
she certainly enjoys her anal top up, or should that be bottom up. Apologies Farmgirl, I should leave the jokes to you, your no slouch when it comes to pithy observations.

[solstice]

I wish the board would be a little kinder when they consider a sobriquet for contributors, not sure what is worse, your epithet, 2 bit whore or listing me as a pervert.

[wannabecUKold]

I wish the board would be a little kinder when they consider a sobriquet for contributors, not sure what is worse, your epithet, 2 bit whore or listing me as a pervert.

It's a qualification really - below us are newbies. Maybe call us Senior Perverts, to recognise our experience.

Or use the traditional offices held in the British Parliament and Royal Household:
Black Rod (for verified BBCs)
Gold Stick in Waiting (senior cuckold)
Silver Stick in Waiting (junior cuckold)
Gentlemen of the Bedchamber (wannabe cuckold)
Lord Privy Seal (verified creampie eater and rimmer)

In other news, the UK's lead epidemiologist has been discovered to have broken lockdown to see his mistress, a nice married MILF in a declared open relationship with her husband. We are making the mainstream.

[solstice]

A qualification really

I think I would describe myself as also ran.

[solstice]

Her Number1 and Farm girl,

Hope you don't mind us chatting between ourselves, all this will cease when Farmgirl shows her smiling face, or grant me more of your sexy encounters to satisfy this degenerate.

[Farmgirl]

Her Number1 and Farm girl,

Hope you don't mind us chatting between ourselves, all this will cease when Farmgirl shows her smiling face, or grant me more of your sexy encounters to satisfy this degenerate.

Shouldn't ya'll really be talking about me instead.

[solstice]

Farmgirl writes: Shouldn't ya'll really be talking about me instead.

Now where would I start? if you should ask me I could write a book!
About the way you walk and whisper and look.
(apologies to Roger & Hart).
Anyway actions speak louder than words, next time your in my neighbourhood, drop in and then drop everything.

[afagehi7]

Her Number1 and Farm girl,

Hope you don't mind us chatting between ourselves, all this will cease when Farmgirl shows her smiling face, or grant me more of your sexy encounters to satisfy this degenerate.

Shouldn't ya'll really be talking about me instead.

I agree.

FG - how come your cub isn't a more frequent flyer? At his age his equipment is in need of frequent servicing. I'm surprised he's not requesting more meetings. The older insurance agent A is the one who requests frequency. What's up with that? Does J have a GF or something?

[Farmgirl]

I agree.

FG - how come your cub isn't a more frequent flyer? At his age his equipment is in need of frequent servicing. I'm surprised he's not requesting more meetings. The older insurance agent A is the one who requests frequency. What's up with that? Does J have a GF or something?

J could service me more often if he wished. His frequency is on his schedule. Maybe he's not as "sexed" as some or maybe he's like most men. Men tend to talk a good game but don't always deliver. A quick reading of this site shows that quite well and it isn't just my thread, it's a common theme. J has no girlfriend at this time. My own feeling is that he's satisfied with the frequency for him, just what it is.

A is like my Number1 and has a high sex drive and, he has his mind well wrapped around how this works. He's in tune with how often I like sex and with the approach I like.

Men are all different. It's easy to say that "men want sex" or "men don't turn down sex" but, that just ain't true. Men are fickle creatures, they like to pretend to be sexual. Women are the sexual creatures, by and large.
The hardest part about being a hotwife is in finding a man or men that will play. That is the common complaint of hotwives.

[afagehi7]

The hardest part about being a hotwife is in finding a man or men that will play. That is the common complaint of hotwives.

I think there are plenty of men interested in playing just not plenty of men that meet a hotwife's criteria for playing.

If my wife's criteria is Brad Pitt then she's not going to be playing. The best men are generally taken as are the best women. A great guy who isn't married, attractive, fit, educated, good conversationalist etc. and single is an anomaly and rare to find in the wild.

I'm not suggesting anyone lower standards.

[solstice]

Farmgirl wrote:
The hardest part about being a hotwife is in finding a man or men that will play. That is the common complaint of hotwives.

Can't say it's a problem I have spotted with our wonderbairn. she seems to have more than her fair share of long pointy things.

[solstice]

Farmgirl says:
J could service me more often if he wished.

Could this be the rare occasion when absence does not make the heart grow fonder?

[Farmgirl]

I think there are plenty of men interested in playing just not plenty of men that meet a hotwife's criteria for playing.

Yes, "there are plenty interested in playing" but not many follow-through. And, Brad Pitt is far from what I look for.

[Farmgirl]

Farmgirl wrote:
The hardest part about being a hotwife is in finding a man or men that will play. That is the common complaint of hotwives.

Can't say it's a problem I have spotted with our wonderbairn. she seems to have more than her fair share of long pointy things.

I do have a good stable at this time !

[Farmgirl]

Farmgirl says:
J could service me more often if he wished.

Could this be the rare occasion when absence does not make the heart grow fonder?

I think the boy just has a 'lower' sex drive than some. He is quite fun when we meet so all is fine and, at his age, he needs to date and look for a wife. Maybe with a little tutelage , he will make a good husband for a lucky girl .

[Mlghten]

Farmgirl, thank you so much for sharing you adventures with us. You are a true inspiration to us wannabes. Love your attitude and take on life in general. Have a great Mother’s Day.

[solstice]

Farmgirl writes:

Would an introduction from you to a young lady, who will suit him in and out of the bedroom something you would consider? some of us need a helping hand at times.

[Farmgirl]

I've been keeping my eye out for a girl for him.

We just got my cousin's daughter set up with a friend of my son about J's age. I think she has some of my proclivities.

[solstice]

farmgirl writes:
We just got my cousin's daughter set up with a friend of my son.

Well hello Dolly! My question is, do you see yourself more Carol Channing rather than Barbra Streisland?

Does that mean the girl has potential to being a bit hot blooded?

[Farmgirl]

farmgirl writes:
We just got my cousin's daughter set up with a friend of my son.

Well hello Dolly! My question is, do you see yourself more Carol Channing rather than Barbra Streisland?

Does that mean the girl has potential to being a bit hot blooded?

I do see that potential in her

[solstice]

Busy time of the year for you Her number one? I am missing your sexy reports of Farmgirl's frolics

[Her number1]

Busy time of the year for you Her number one? I am missing your sexy reports of Farmgirl's frolics

We have been really busy lately. It comes and goes like that on the ranch.
Farmgirl has been trying to have some fun lately but things just haven't worked out. We've had the grandkids a few nights while their parents were busy and then A's daughter came in for a visit and is staying with him. He has asked twice to see Farmgirl and she said that she has tried to set up things with him a couple of times. So far, it has been somewhat like playing phone tag.
We still have a hectic week coming up but, I'm hopeful she will get loose. I know she's wanting loose!