A little introduction

[new2hotshubby]

Dang, I was bailing in the wrong fields then. All I got was hours and hours of “Coast to Coast” on the radio

You should bale for me sometime .

I would, but a bit worried about the repercussions if I missed a knot

Are you saying I would be demanding?

Never known a successful business person that wasn’t

[early-kink]

Nice Number One! Does she let you mow the grass? Would love to hear about that sometime.

I have no grass to mow , my Number1 lasered me clean. He only needs to touch it with the laser every four to five months. No stubble, no shadow, no bumps, nothing but totally smooth like I never even grew hair.

I like my men bare too.

I understand your preference for BARE. A bush of hair prevents the "tongue-on-skin" sensations that are soooo sensuous to feel !! My wife and I both go smoooooth so we can both enjoy TOTAL sensation on the playgrounds!! No hair-in-mouth is a big plus too.

Silk'n you say?? Is that the brand?? No burns, scars, bumps, red marks?? A laser would do away with razor burn, red bumps, and that "scraped" feeling after shaving!! And Your #1 is the laser "field technician", huh?? Did he require special training for that position??

Silk'n is the brand. It works as long as the hair has color. Not well on blond so they say.
NO burns, bumps, red marks, razor rash, ingrown hairs, shadow. Nothing but smooth skin looking like it never before had hair. Farmgirl doesn't look "shaved" or waxed, she is simply bare.

I guess you could call me the field tech. If you would like to see how it works without purchasing one, I'd be happy to give your wife her treatments. I know it would be a long drive, so I could do it each day for a week to get you started. Of course, there would be no charge. You know, a friends discount.
Farmgirl has told me I should offer the service.

Boy ......... What a S-W-E-L-L guy, #1 !!! I suppose I should tell my wife of her impending laser "treatment" about 15 minutes prior to your arrival??? As you rang the doorbell, you may notice blood trickling out from under our door. Glancing at our windows you might notice what appears to be flesh and some gut material sticking to the window glass. Might even be an eyeball dangling from the window lock. That would be what remains of me after telling her that Farmgirl's #1 was here to "laser" her to a smoooooth, silky texture.

Buzzards and ants would be picking over my scraps. But hey ............. I appreciate the offer, friend!!

[afagehi7]

I have no grass to mow , my Number1 lasered me clean. He only needs to touch it with the laser every four to five months. No stubble, no shadow, no bumps, nothing but totally smooth like I never even grew hair.

I like my men bare too.

I understand your preference for BARE. A bush of hair prevents the "tongue-on-skin" sensations that are soooo sensuous to feel !! My wife and I both go smoooooth so we can both enjoy TOTAL sensation on the playgrounds!! No hair-in-mouth is a big plus too.

Silk'n you say?? Is that the brand?? No burns, scars, bumps, red marks?? A laser would do away with razor burn, red bumps, and that "scraped" feeling after shaving!! And Your #1 is the laser "field technician", huh?? Did he require special training for that position??

Silk'n is the brand. It works as long as the hair has color. Not well on blond so they say.
NO burns, bumps, red marks, razor rash, ingrown hairs, shadow. Nothing but smooth skin looking like it never before had hair. Farmgirl doesn't look "shaved" or waxed, she is simply bare.

I guess you could call me the field tech. If you would like to see how it works without purchasing one, I'd be happy to give your wife her treatments. I know it would be a long drive, so I could do it each day for a week to get you started. Of course, there would be no charge. You know, a friends discount.
Farmgirl has told me I should offer the service.

Boy ......... What a S-W-E-L-L guy, #1 !!! I suppose I should tell my wife of her impending laser "treatment" about 15 minutes prior to your arrival??? As you rang the doorbell, you may notice blood trickling out from under our door. Glancing at our windows you might notice what appears to be flesh and some gut material sticking to the window glass. Might even be an eyeball dangling from the window lock. That would be what remains of me after telling her that Farmgirl's #1 was here to "laser" her to a smoooooth, silky texture.

Buzzards and ants would be picking over my scraps. But hey ............. I appreciate the offer, friend!!

I think that depends on what no. 1 looks like. If he shows up looking like george clooney or brad pitt it might just work out in your favor.

[Her number1]

I understand your preference for BARE. A bush of hair prevents the "tongue-on-skin" sensations that are soooo sensuous to feel !! My wife and I both go smoooooth so we can both enjoy TOTAL sensation on the playgrounds!! No hair-in-mouth is a big plus too.

Silk'n you say?? Is that the brand?? No burns, scars, bumps, red marks?? A laser would do away with razor burn, red bumps, and that "scraped" feeling after shaving!! And Your #1 is the laser "field technician", huh?? Did he require special training for that position??

Silk'n is the brand. It works as long as the hair has color. Not well on blond so they say.
NO burns, bumps, red marks, razor rash, ingrown hairs, shadow. Nothing but smooth skin looking like it never before had hair. Farmgirl doesn't look "shaved" or waxed, she is simply bare.

I guess you could call me the field tech. If you would like to see how it works without purchasing one, I'd be happy to give your wife her treatments. I know it would be a long drive, so I could do it each day for a week to get you started. Of course, there would be no charge. You know, a friends discount.
Farmgirl has told me I should offer the service.

Boy ......... What a S-W-E-L-L guy, #1 !!! I suppose I should tell my wife of her impending laser "treatment" about 15 minutes prior to your arrival??? As you rang the doorbell, you may notice blood trickling out from under our door. Glancing at our windows you might notice what appears to be flesh and some gut material sticking to the window glass. Might even be an eyeball dangling from the window lock. That would be what remains of me after telling her that Farmgirl's #1 was here to "laser" her to a smoooooth, silky texture.

Buzzards and ants would be picking over my scraps. But hey ............. I appreciate the offer, friend!!

I think that depends on what no. 1 looks like. If he shows up looking like george clooney or brad pitt it might just work out in your favor.

Think, Kevin Costner in Yellowstone.

[early-kink]

I'm not showing my wife this thread!!! George Clooney, Brad Pitt, or Kevin Costner ......... or look-a-likes .......... and I'll be living in a van down by the river!!!!! No blood & guts of mine scattered about - she wouldn't waste her time butchering me. But my stuff might show up very quickly at that van .......... down by the river!!!

[Her number1]

I was heading out to pick up a load of urea this morning, A few hours trip, when Farmgirl told me, " I won't be home at lunch when you get back. I'm going to get my hair done, and then to Doc's for a facial treatment. I'm having a Farmgirl Day, so go ahead and fix you something to eat when you get back ".
I picked up the urea and just as I was paying the girl at the counter, I got a text from Farmgirl, " I started with having my married pussy taken care of by A, now I'm off to get my hair cut. This evening you can enjoy a cream-filled tart ".
I replied, Glad you are thinking of me, you know how much I love a cream-filled tart.
She sent back, " I'll still have plenty of filling for you to enjoy, but I suspect I have a rather large wet spot in my leggings! ".

[new2hotshubby]

Silk'n is the brand. It works as long as the hair has color. Not well on blond so they say.
NO burns, bumps, red marks, razor rash, ingrown hairs, shadow. Nothing but smooth skin looking like it never before had hair. Farmgirl doesn't look "shaved" or waxed, she is simply bare.

I guess you could call me the field tech. If you would like to see how it works without purchasing one, I'd be happy to give your wife her treatments. I know it would be a long drive, so I could do it each day for a week to get you started. Of course, there would be no charge. You know, a friends discount.
Farmgirl has told me I should offer the service.

Boy ......... What a S-W-E-L-L guy, #1 !!! I suppose I should tell my wife of her impending laser "treatment" about 15 minutes prior to your arrival??? As you rang the doorbell, you may notice blood trickling out from under our door. Glancing at our windows you might notice what appears to be flesh and some gut material sticking to the window glass. Might even be an eyeball dangling from the window lock. That would be what remains of me after telling her that Farmgirl's #1 was here to "laser" her to a smoooooth, silky texture.

Buzzards and ants would be picking over my scraps. But hey ............. I appreciate the offer, friend!!

I think that depends on what no. 1 looks like. If he shows up looking like george clooney or brad pitt it might just work out in your favor.

Think, Kevin Costner in Yellowstone.

You’ll be hearing from N2H soon!

[Farmgirl]

Boy ......... What a S-W-E-L-L guy, #1 !!! I suppose I should tell my wife of her impending laser "treatment" about 15 minutes prior to your arrival??? As you rang the doorbell, you may notice blood trickling out from under our door. Glancing at our windows you might notice what appears to be flesh and some gut material sticking to the window glass. Might even be an eyeball dangling from the window lock. That would be what remains of me after telling her that Farmgirl's #1 was here to "laser" her to a smoooooth, silky texture.

Buzzards and ants would be picking over my scraps. But hey ............. I appreciate the offer, friend!!

I think that depends on what no. 1 looks like. If he shows up looking like george clooney or brad pitt it might just work out in your favor.

Think, Kevin Costner in Yellowstone.

You’ll be hearing from N2H soon!

"Me to Farmgirl, Can I Can I Can I????? Pleaseeeeee"
He just had to say that when I told him what you said.

[Catinmobile4hungguys]

We are a married couple. The husband will always be the one typing until Cat meets you in person. We have been married for 25 years and together for over 30 years now. Cat is 46 and I am 47 (Jason)

We have been in the alt lifestyle in one form or another for most of our marriage. We have tried it all at some point in time. We started out with FMF, then moved to couples, groups, mfm and now Cat is having fun with guys without me. We will probably try other things again too but this is our happy place currently.

I enjoy finding the guys for her to meet. Sometimes I meet with the guys and Cat and sometimes she meets the guys without me. It really depends on the guy and the vibe. Lots of factors go into that first meeting and how comfortable Cat is with meeting without me being present.

She is beautiful, fun, sexy and I am one lucky SOB.

[new2hotshubby]

N2H has a “thang” for Mr. Dutton

[afagehi7]

N2H has a “thang” for Mr. Dutton

Hell, all wome have a thing for Costner. Hell even I have a thing for Mr Dutton....

We are a married couple. The husband will always be the one typing until Cat meets you in person. We have been married for 25 years and together for over 30 years now. Cat is 46 and I am 47 (Jason)

We have been in the alt lifestyle in one form or another for most of our marriage. We have tried it all at some point in time. We started out with FMF, then moved to couples, groups, mfm and now Cat is having fun with guys without me. We will probably try other things again too but this is our happy place currently.

I enjoy finding the guys for her to meet. Sometimes I meet with the guys and Cat and sometimes she meets the guys without me. It really depends on the guy and the vibe. Lots of factors go into that first meeting and how comfortable Cat is with meeting without me being present.

She is beautiful, fun, sexy and I am one lucky SOB.

Catinmobile4hungguys,
Start your own thread in hotties post some pictures and tell us your story. We'd love to see your wife.

[Her number1]

We are a married couple. The husband will always be the one typing until Cat meets you in person. We have been married for 25 years and together for over 30 years now. Cat is 46 and I am 47 (Jason)

We have been in the alt lifestyle in one form or another for most of our marriage. We have tried it all at some point in time. We started out with FMF, then moved to couples, groups, mfm and now Cat is having fun with guys without me. We will probably try other things again too but this is our happy place currently.

I enjoy finding the guys for her to meet. Sometimes I meet with the guys and Cat and sometimes she meets the guys without me. It really depends on the guy and the vibe. Lots of factors go into that first meeting and how comfortable Cat is with meeting without me being present.

She is beautiful, fun, sexy and I am one lucky SOB.

First, welcome to the site.
This thread is the story of Farmgirl and myself. There is a place for introductions in the main forum listing where more people might see it, or you can start a thread about Cat's story where we can all follow along in her and your journey.

[Her number1]

N2H has a “thang” for Mr. Dutton

That's more than okay, this John Dutton has a thang for N2H

[new2hotshubby]

N2H has a “thang” for Mr. Dutton

That's more than okay, this John Dutton has a thang for N2H

Just showed N2H your response; the grin on her face was priceless! She sends her love, and she says if she’s ever in your neck of the woods, she’ll be by for your grooming services

[Her number1]

Farmgirl came driving up at noon in a new F-350 XLT. I had gotten in from spraying a pasture and was just about to wonder where she was. As she parked, I walked over to open the door for her. She had a cute grin and said, " How do you like your new truck, my cuckold? ".
I asked why, and she said, " I thought you deserve it ". When I asked, How much?, she said, " I got a special deal ".

[afagehi7]

Farmgirl came driving up at noon in a new F-350 XLT. I had gotten in from spraying a pasture and was just about to wonder where she was. As she parked, I walked over to open the door for her. She had a cute grin and said, " How do you like your new truck, my cuckold? ".
I asked why, and she said, " I thought you deserve it ". When I asked, How much?, she said, " I got a special deal ".

Did you get the powerstroke? Did farmgirl give the power stroke?

I've been thinking of upgrading my 7.3. is FG available to help negotiate?

[Her number1]

Farmgirl came driving up at noon in a new F-350 XLT. I had gotten in from spraying a pasture and was just about to wonder where she was. As she parked, I walked over to open the door for her. She had a cute grin and said, " How do you like your new truck, my cuckold? ".
I asked why, and she said, " I thought you deserve it ". When I asked, How much?, she said, " I got a special deal ".

Did you get the powerstroke? Did farmgirl give the power stroke?

I've been thinking of upgrading my 7.3. is FG available to help negotiate?

It is a power stroke. Compared to my son's Ram, it'll shit and git!

Farmgirl is a great negotiator. I'm sure she would be willing to help you out.

[Her number1]

Today at noon we had a farm/ranch community meeting. A was there as were several other ranchers. After the meeting and lunch, Farmgirl, A, and myself talked and visited for a while. Finally, he said, I need to go home and take care of some things. Farmgirl's eyes twinkled as she gave me a wink and said, " You need to take me home, I've got an appointment with a nice thick cock ".
Once we got home she jumped in her truck and headed to A's.

[ca_professor]

Farmgirl came driving up at noon in a new F-350 XLT. I had gotten in from spraying a pasture and was just about to wonder where she was. As she parked, I walked over to open the door for her. She had a cute grin and said, " How do you like your new truck, my cuckold? ".
I asked why, and she said, " I thought you deserve it ". When I asked, How much?, she said, " I got a special deal ".

Congratulations on the truck! And what a great way to receive it!

Can't wait until we hear about Farmgirl having her first sex in the new truck.

[Her number1]

Farmgirl came driving up at noon in a new F-350 XLT. I had gotten in from spraying a pasture and was just about to wonder where she was. As she parked, I walked over to open the door for her. She had a cute grin and said, " How do you like your new truck, my cuckold? ".
I asked why, and she said, " I thought you deserve it ". When I asked, How much?, she said, " I got a special deal ".

Congratulations on the truck! And what a great way to receive it!

Can't wait until we hear about Farmgirl having her first sex in the new truck.

I won't say she won't fuck in my truck, but she does in her truck.

[New2hot]

Farmgirl came driving up at noon in a new F-350 XLT. I had gotten in from spraying a pasture and was just about to wonder where she was. As she parked, I walked over to open the door for her. She had a cute grin and said, " How do you like your new truck, my cuckold? ".
I asked why, and she said, " I thought you deserve it ". When I asked, How much?, she said, " I got a special deal ".

Congratulations on the truck! And what a great way to receive it!

Can't wait until we hear about Farmgirl having her first sex in the new truck.

I won't say she won't fuck in my truck, but she does in her truck.

Mmmmmm love me some fun in the back seat of my truck . Farmgirl is the best inspiration for me here on OHW 🥰.

[Farmgirl]

Farmgirl came driving up at noon in a new F-350 XLT. I had gotten in from spraying a pasture and was just about to wonder where she was. As she parked, I walked over to open the door for her. She had a cute grin and said, " How do you like your new truck, my cuckold? ".
I asked why, and she said, " I thought you deserve it ". When I asked, How much?, she said, " I got a special deal ".

Congratulations on the truck! And what a great way to receive it!

Can't wait until we hear about Farmgirl having her first sex in the new truck.

I won't say she won't fuck in my truck, but she does in her truck.

Mmmmmm love me some fun in the back seat of my truck . Farmgirl is the best inspiration for me here on OHW 🥰.

Well, a wonderful thanks to you, my friend!! That's one of the fun things for us country girls, fucking in the backseat or bed of our trucks .

[Farmgirl]

I really enjoyed A's thick cock!! And I brought home a nice hot creampie for my Number1, I always think of him. Aren't I considerate, a good wife?

[crystal]

I really enjoyed A's thick cock!! And I brought home a nice hot creampie for my Number1, I always think of him. Aren't I considerate, a good wife?

The best wife, keep going, you and the other girls are a real inspiration.

[Farmgirl]

N2H has a “thang” for Mr. Dutton

That's more than okay, this John Dutton has a thang for N2H

Just showed N2H your response; the grin on her face was priceless! She sends her love, and she says if she’s ever in your neck of the woods, she’ll be by for your grooming services

You could always fly her out. After my Number1 grooms her, we could double team A!