hotwife merit badges

[Jimbo7giveher]

ok. as a joke the wife and i were talking about her putting on a girl scout uniform and showing up with some thin mints....yada yada yada
then i thought, what kind of merit badges would be appropriate for a hotwife? here are a few ideas. love to hear yours

1 year badge
5 year badge
20th bull
40th bull
mmf badge
dp badge
gang bang badge
BBC badge
airtight badge


any ideas?

[trecital]

Ha ha! I like it..... particularly the girl scout uniform.

Don't suppose you've got any photos of her in that uniform?

[54321]

Do Girl Scouts learn about tying knots... ?

54321

[Jimbo7giveher]

Knot Badge...
blind folded badge

[Jimbo7giveher]

Knot Badge...
blind folded badge

[Jimbo7giveher]

how do i put a picture on here?

[Her number1]

how do i put a picture on here?

Pics go in the Hotties forum.

[Her number1]

Farmgirl got two of those shoulder sashes to wear all of her badges. The official ones are solid and didn't let her nipples breathe, so her's are mesh. One over each shoulder.

[hornedhubby]

Farmgirl has a lot of merit!

With one sash slung over each naked shoulder and nipple, I'm picturing one hot Bandita,

[Parsifal]

ok. as a joke the wife and i were talking about her putting on a girl scout uniform and showing up with some thin mints....yada yada yada
then i thought, what kind of merit badges would be appropriate for a hotwife? here are a few ideas. love to hear yours

1 year badge
5 year badge
20th bull
40th bull
mmf badge
dp badge
gang bang badge
BBC badge
airtight badge


any ideas?

My wife's sash would show only middling accomplishments under this award table. She'd have one and five year badges, and she's probably approaching what would be her 20th bull badge. But that's it.

You will need to explain the airtight badge before I vouch one way or the other on that.

Gala's not so middling if we add my badges.

She's not a VHW in blue letters. I may make that a goal for her this year.

She has made some videos. So she gets a Video Badge.

She has played affair games, some of which I've described in a scattered way. So an Affair Badge she gets. And she gets enhanced badges as the number grows.

She's allowed me to watch. She gets a Watching Badge.

She has had a sleepover - she gets a Sleepover Badge.

She gets a Multi-Orgasm Date Badge.

She shows all in the Hotties Forum. So she gets a Show All Hottie Badge.

Shall I go on?

She knows of some of you. The personalities here do intrigue her.

[Shadnaster]

You should do this as a checklist and people can checkoff the badges the have.

[Shadnaster]

DP
DVP
Squirter
Gang Bang 4 guys
Gang Bang + guys
Sex with stranger
Creampie
Facial

[coastalkid]

This is hilarious! From the sound it there are "Eagle Scout" level hot wives here.

[DaveS]

Reminds me of the old joke:

When does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout?

When he eats his first Brownie.