I'm a cranky old bastard, not particularly social, and not a phone guy. I'm not too friendly, and have become really down on society and humanity as a whole. I tend to avoid social media and dating sites. My means of meeting people has been pure spontaneous chemistry, whether in a subway train, on a sidewalk, at the barber shop, grocery store, a local park, or that incredible young woman who is an instructor at that yoga place where I was recently parking my motorcycle. I connect best with genuine humanity: those that are aware of their flaws, and don't pretend to be something they aren't. If you are checking your phone at every traffic light to see how many likes you've gotten since the last traffic light, we won't be a match. Honk, honk. That's me behind you. Put down the Goddamn phone while you are driving. I've connected with a college Dean (yes, a female, you weirdo), and even an ex stripper with a set of Dracula fang marks tattooed on her neck. She's probably somebody's grandma by now. Told me she was a drink server at a stripper bar before she joined the Army. Yeah. She was a special girl. But I digress.... Hey, if your grandma has fang marks tattooed on her neck, you kinda already suspected, didn't you? Come on....
I'm happily married to the love of my life, but she can't have sex any more due to some medical issues, and has granted me the freedom and flexibility to bestow upon the world, my wonderful self. I've told her she may need to confirm that with a potential lucky lady, and she agreed that she would do so if necessary, but would prefer to just not know.
So, ... I'm looking for a local (St Pete, FL), settled couple. No kids still at home (or moved back in) is preferred. I get along best with classy-but-down-to-earth people who don't think of themselves as a gift to the world, and instead, try to help the world, animals in particular, and those workers/employees who just haven't been quite as fortunate as some of us. As education goes, yes, both street and higher varieties.
I'm drawn to girly-girls, and have an absolute kryptonite-level weakness for a woman in stockings - although down here in Florida, most women have tossed the stockings in favor of sunscreen. I'm definitely a manly-man. I stay in shape. Don't smoke, have maybe one drink every few months, have never registered for either political party and never will, but always vote. I take every vaccination offered, have no police record, earned an honorable discharge from the military. I tend to be a dominant lover that holds a woman down, keeping my full weight on her as I grind and use her, preferring to always, always release as deep inside her as I can push when that moment arrives. I also work well with a man who either is, or wants to become, a full-spectrum cuck. As with anything, it just depends on the couple, and where their fantasies take us. My favorite thing in life is seducing the deepest fantasies and secrets of out my lover, and letting her experience a reality that, up to that moment, has remained a hidden secret - often even from her husband. You know there are some things a woman can do with a lover that she simply could never ever do with her husband, right? There. That's you. I just found you. Figure out how to contact me, and let's flirt a little and get to know each other. I do bite, but only once I've got your hands pinned to the bed, up above your head, with every ounce of you saying, "yes, yes, please fuck me...", and in time I will require a collar, but you'll get to pick it out - as long as it is black with chrome letters that spell out the word, SUBMISSIVE. Yeah, you know you'll look like fire wearing it too, don't you. Get in the bed....
Well, let's see...
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Harvey_the_gentleman
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