Hot things your wife has said!

[Cuck2010]

"I'm planning to turn you into a eunuch once we married"....I got a hard-on

[rjandpj2007]

We were on our way to a swingers 4th of July hotel take over. They were going to have professional photographers available at the hotel. I showed her my favorite-of-all- time porn picture of a guy in front and one in back of a cute woman (MFM), and she said, "We can do that this weekend, and you can have a picture taken of it. Do you want the front or back?"

RJ

[shemight100]

my story is pretty tame since we (or me?) are slowing working towards that end, but this week she was upstairs talking on her work phone when I texted her personal phone saying, either you are working on holidays or you are having an affair...she texted back....you caught me, am having an affair with xxx (old boyfriend)....we had wild sex....want to hear about it?....I almost fell off my chair and it was difficult to act casual and play along....have to do that since she will run if I come back too strongly!

[toby]

I am organising my girl friends first date with another guy at present. I am spending time talking to different guys that have replied to my add.

I asked my girl friend what are you looking for in the guy I am setting you up with? I want him to be 'a bit bigger'. This gave me an instant erection. I asked how much bigger? She said I want a guy with a fat one that will stretch me out.

I practically ripped her skirt off at that point.

[whenwillshe]

I texted her a shopping list and included "A blowjob for your husband" on line 3
When I asked her later if she got Item 3, she replied "Yes, but I gave it to someone else."

[Intrepid in Florida]

I texted her a shopping list and included "A blowjob for your husband" on line 3
When I asked her later if she got Item 3, she replied "Yes, but I gave it to someone else."

That's priceless!! A little sense of humor is always great in amongst the butterflies.

[DaBolts]

"sucks I'm on my period I really wanted to be slutty tonight" said on our way to a club on New Years Eve

[out_of_ideas]

Last night the Mrs said two hot things!

During the BJ she said, "We should invite H over this Sat and open up a bottle of wine and have a repeat of my birthday. (First DP experience) Only this time I will use lots of lube so "My ass" will last longer, and not let you two drink as much so you can really pound me in rhythm. See how much I gush."

After Sex she said, "I am going to sleep good tonight." \
Me, "Why is that?"
Her, "Because I feel your dried cum all over me."

[MrBrunetteBeth]

"He made me gush while chewing on my nipples"

Whew!

MrBB

[yama0]

Lj "i had a dream last night I was having sex with our family doctor"

"i wish I was our doctor"

Lj "so do i"

[jrandmustang]

I won't vote for Newt Gingrich, but I liked the way he answered the question about open marriage the other night. I told Mustang this morning that I wish Michael Dukakis had responded that way in his debate against Bush I when Bernard Shaw asked him, "Would you still oppose the death penalty if Kitty Dukakis was raped and murdered?"

Mustang asked when that was, and I said 1988. (God we're old!). She replied:

"All I remember from 1988 is skydiving and fucking Chico."

[Bandits]

she came home late & said: "Well, I sucked them both off. We made a little game of it. The one who lasted the longest got to go first. The smaller one came first, so he had to watch the guy with the big cock fuck me."

[mjsocal]

We went to a swing party to find men for her. We saw a handsome black man with a huge cock. She said, "I can take it." She did!

[CloseCouple]

I think I'm ready.

[vancuck]

After her 1st. time with her BF she came home and asked me "so, how's my cuck?"

Then right before I was about to reclaim her she said "I am soooo ful of someone else's cum"

[Mr Fox]

Her: I love feeling your cock throbbing inside me but what I'd REALLY like is someone else's cock.
Me: Wha?????
Her (closing her eyes): Stop talking so I don't know it's you.

[rideyamahas2gether]

right after our first mfm encounter as soon as our guest left, she laid on the couch naked and said, "now that I was just fucked by another man, I want you to eat my pussy".

[finendandy]

sitting on my cock and saying " i WOULD like to sleep with other men...but i have guilt issues" WHY the guilt??? but above all she would. 3 years later"just because i want to does not mean its going to happen" oh man why not...hang on she just said she wants ti...

[Intrepid in Florida]

sitting on my cock and saying " i WOULD like to sleep with other men...but i have guilt issues" WHY the guilt??? but above all she would. 3 years later"just because i want to does not mean its going to happen" oh man why not...hang on she just said she wants ti...

Would love to hear the end of the sentence and how you two are progressing down the HW highway.

[avid fan]

This thread has to win the award of causing an erection in record time - just scanning a random sentence and I'm hard!!!

I'd love to be able to contribute, but as I'm purely a wannabee there's nothing I can add, other than some mild teasing on penis size.

However, I have been corresponding with a fellow cuck and wanted to just relay a comment of his - he was lying next to his well fucked wife, after his close friend (long term bull) had just fucked her for the umpteenth time, and as bull was cleaning up in the bathroom she apparently just had a glazed over look of ecstasy as she whispered to him "Don't you wish you could fuck me like he does??"

I would soooo like to be lying in his place....Another hot comment I've been relayed is his wife saying to him "Don't you think you should thank XXXX [bull's name]", after which he gratefully sucks the bull's cock in appreciation of what it's done to his wife.

If only it could be me...

[SmilingHusband]

fantastic thread. the verbal play adds so much I think.

[hotfreaks]

After she met up with and played with a coworker and friendI of mine ....she said....I love that he fucked me....its the 3wives of our secret and when we are with other people ....no one but us knows he has fucked me

[a69]

We were talking in bed and somehow the conversation was about her ex boyfriend before she got married. He was a mixed race guy. One of the things she said was "he had a cock like a black guy and he could use it like one also" with a grin on her face. I was so hard just hearing that!

[hotwifefan1]

I had written about this night a month ago in Chicago when she went back into a sports bar next door to our motel - she got back to the room while I was out looking for her, and I was locked out. When I got to the room and knocked on the door, she opened it, and I could see two guys in the room with her. She smiled at me and said, "I made some new friends!". Gulp.... Rest of the night was wild!

[Txmm68]

A couple of hours ago when I got home and asked Mel what she did today-

"Absolutely nothing. I spend all day online. So much sitting my back hurts. Or maybe it's from Brent fucking me on the floor. Oh, I did that too. Spent rest of day online."