Jane' adventure

[Janes Husband]

Okay Jordan coming up around noon and Daddy has the kids out of the house for the afternoon !

[CJTK]

Awesome. Been there done that. But what really makes it hot is when you're forced to sit through some gawd-awful kids movie while your wife is texting u pics of her getting her brains fucked out. thanks to that conditioning I now get an erection every time I see a Smurf!

[Janes Husband]

We might see a movie, but most of them I see listed are not for kids as small as ours.

[Salsonero]

I now get an erection every time I see a Smurf!

Silly man, don't you know that Smurfs aren't real!!

[Janes Husband]

While out with the kids I called home and thought she might say something to tease me, but she never picked up. We got home and I could hear that they were not done, so I quickly hustled the kids to the backyard. Fortunately they are young enough they had no clue.

[jane]

I guess I'm loud

[lovemesomePngForged]

Haha. I love this! It's nice to know having FB's around when you have kids is still possible! I contemplated reading through the last... hundred and twenty some pages, but even for me, that's a bit of a read!

[SmilingHusband]

it's probably THE most amazing thread on OHW. good learning thread also. it's not without mistakes, and missteps. it has those. and alot of them.

but, if you read the whole thing, it can really help guide you as to what to do (and what not to do) in this adventure....

SH

[lovemesomePngForged]

Thanks SH! Maybe i'll have to make a goal of it, and not marathon-read it like I've been doing for most posts.

[MrsTruckstar]

it's probably THE most amazing thread on OHW. good learning thread also. it's not without mistakes, and missteps. it has those. and alot of them.

but, if you read the whole thing, it can really help guide you as to what to do (and what not to do) in this adventure....

SH

Amazing yes I will agree with. As for good learning, mmmm that is always a point a view, in life we learn; not too touch the red hot cooker because some of us listen to warnings and some of us do not and have to get burnt to realise the danger. Both methods are learning.

Jane is a wonderful person as is JH, they have come a long way and what a crazy adventure it has been, quite a lot of lesser people would not have survived this journey, in that case I admire them. In there current format I publicly say, I love this adventure, the old days used to scare me. 2014 Jane and JH are ace in my personal view, for what it is worth.

[jane]

so just watching The View and they said 74% of American wives say they would cheat if they knew they would not get caught.
wow, what whores
. now I don't feel so bad.

[MrsTruckstar]

so just watching The View and they said 74% of American wives say they would cheat if they knew they would not get caught.
wow, what whores
. now I don't feel so bad.

Its because the other 26% are already cheating without being caught. LOL.

[Happymcshove]

so just watching The View and they said 74% of American wives say they would cheat if they knew they would not get caught.
wow, what whores
. now I don't feel so bad.

Lol but you aren't doing anything wrong! Nothing to feel bad about.

That stat is a good reason I tell my three sons to never get married. Not worth it.

TBH I saw the same exact percentage for men 74%.

Makes you wonder huh?

[jane]

I'm still shocked. lots of goodie goodies out there pretending.

[Salsonero]

pretending.

Yes, faking ograsms for their husbands and biding their time till Mr Hawt comes along.

I suspect that 100% of married men would cheat with Jane and they wouldn't even care if they got caught. It's too bad for them that they DON'T come up to her standards!

[Happymcshove]

pretending.

Yes, faking ograsms for their husbands and biding their time till Mr Hawt comes along.

I suspect that 100% of married men would cheat with Jane and they wouldn't even care if they got caught. It's too bad for them that they come up to her standards!

Well you think they are all faking? Could be. I've faked a few times in my life.

But man 74% of men. 74% of women. That's a lot of people.

[SmilingHusband]

our exposure to Ashley Madison was a real eye opener. so many cheaters out there. glad it ain't me/us.

[hornedhubby]

Sounds too high to me. If it were true, one would think that 74 percent of married women would eagerly become hotwives.

Tough to convince a wannabe like me that the probability is that high.

All that aside, I sure think Sweet Jane is awful special.

[justincase]

I vote for Jane to be a new panel member of The View. I would never miss it.

[jane]

I'd be the sexually liberated conservative.

[Janes Husband]

She isn't kidding. Coming out of her shell more and more .

[luvs2eatpie]

pretending.

I suspect that 100% of married men would cheat with Jane and they wouldn't even care if they got caught. It's too bad for them that they come up to her standards!

Salsonero speaks truth. My imagination of what "I guess I'm loud" sounds like it running wild.

[Salsonero]

pretending.

I suspect that 100% of married men would cheat with Jane and they wouldn't even care if they got caught. It's too bad for them that they come up to her standards!

Salsonero speaks truth. My imagination of what "I guess I'm loud" sounds like it running wild.

Oh no, I always seem to mess up in Jane's thread. I meant to say that most men DON'T measure up to her standards. I've edited my original post put thought I better mention it here as well.

Jane and Mr Jane, you guys are the tops. Thank you for the years of posts you have given us and your amazing honesty with yourselves and with us. Not many people could do that.

[spongeworthy]

I'd be the sexually liberated conservative.

The ratings would absolutely shoot up !

[jane]

plus I'm married. the norm for that show about 'different women from different walks of life' is 3 comedians, 4 unmarried, 4 liberal, etc. haha
i'll stop before I get too political.