Cuckold songs

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"Betty and Me" by Jonathan Coulton (I think I once tried posting a video link, but I don't see it... it's available on youtube.

Lyrics:
[Verse 1]
I guess I was skeptical when I first met Dr. Martin
He said we could build a baby out of DNA
And although it was expensive
It was legal in the states where it wasn't banned
It was Betty who suggested
We cut out the parts of me that she can't stand

[Pre-Chorus]
So we made an appointment and Betty went alone
They worked out the details and then called me on the phone
To say congratulations Dad

[Chorus]
Now things are getting better for Betty and me
We're making us a baby that's just like me only better
And Betty says he'll be taller
And Betty says he'll be smarter
And Betty says that our baby will be better than me

[Verse 2]
Betty was pretty firm about our baby being human
I said we should give him wings and a nice prehensile tail
He could travel with the circus
Making money, making friends with clowns
Betty said that's stupid
And for God's sake would you turn that TV down?
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[Pre-Chorus]
Now I've seen Betty happy, but she's never been like this
She glows like someone's girlfriend in the middle of a kiss
And I'm excited too

[Chorus]
Cause things are getting better for Betty and me
We're making us a baby that's just like me only better
And Betty says he'll be taller
And Betty says he'll be smarter
And Betty says that our baby will be better than me

[Bridge]
And the love inside me thunders like a storm
And I hope the tube they keep him in is comfortable and warm
I hope the nutritive solution that they're feeding him
Doesn't make him fat

[Verse 3]
Betty's been spending lots of time out late with Dr. Martin
She says that they're working on the baby every night
And Dr. Martin sends her presents
Like new underwear and a bottle of wine
I'll just keep on writing checks until the day that baby is mine

[Pre-Chorus]
He might have my mustache or my freckles or my eyes
Betty thinks it's better if we keep it a surprise
I hope I find out soon
[Chorus]
Cause things are getting better for Betty and me
We're making us a baby that's just like me only better
And Betty says he'll be taller
And Betty says he'll be smarter
And Betty says that our baby will be better than
Baby will be better than
Baby will be better than me

[dnic]

Your Love" by 80s two-hit wonder, The Outfield.

[Bluetoed]

I listened to a song today that I have heard numerous times over the last 40 years, but just today realized it is potentially a cuckold reclaiming song.

The Boys of Summer - Don Henley

I never will forget those nights
I wonder if it was a dream
Remember how you made me crazy?
Remember how I made you scream
Now I don't understand what happened to our love
But babe I'm gonna get you back
I'm gonna show you what I'm made of

I can see you -
Your brown skin shinin' in the sun
I see you walkin' real slow
And you're smilin' at everyone
I can tell you
My love for you will still be strong
After the boys of summer have gone

[stubbyhubby]

Katy Perry - Thinking of You
He kissed my lips, I taste your mouth,
He pulled me in, I was disgusted with myself

'Cause when I'm with him, I am thinking of you
Thinking of you
What you would do if
You were the one who was spending the night

And if you know what a key party is, this one definitely has the cuck thing going on...

Radiohead - House of Cards
The song starts with:
I don't want to be your friend
I just want to be your lover
No matter how it ends
No matter how it starts

Then later in the song:
Throw your keys in the bowl
Kiss your husband goodnight

[nnjcpl2002]

Torn between two lovers
Feelin' like a fool.
Lovin' both of you is breaking" all the rules!

There's something deep inside of me
That only he can fill.

This lyric and the sweet and sad melody is the pure
depiction of the unfaithful wife's confession to her
unsuspecting cuckold husband. She tells him she must
keep her lover, yet she begs him to stay!

It's an entire Cuckold saga and kinda touching.

It's also the only hit this singer ever had!

[Dream Weaver]

Don Henley Boys of Summer

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[Lilalicker]

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[Lilalicker]

Nimmy Buffer She Calls It Jogging I Call It Running Around

[Intosex]

Spooky By Classic IV

[Verse 1]
In the cool of the evening
When everything is getting kinda groovy
I call you up and ask you
Would you like to go with me and see a movie
At first you say no you've got some plans for tonight
And then you stop and say, "alright"
Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you

[Verse 2]
You always keep me guessing
I never seem to know what you are thinking
And if a fellow looks at you
You'd be sure your little eye will be a-winking
I get confused cause I don't know where I stand
And then you smile and hold my hand
Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you
Spooky!

[Instrumental]

[Verse 3]
If you decide someday
To stop this little game that you are playing
I'm gonna tell you all the things
My heart's been a-dying to be saying
Just like a ghost
You've been a-haunting my dreams
So I propose on Halloween
Love is kinda crazy
With a spooky little girl like you

[InigoMontoya]

"Bad Girlfriend" Theory of a Dead Man

My girlfriend's a dick magnet
My girlfriend gotta have it....

[scarlettscuck]

I’ve always felt this was a cuck song.
Johnny Guitar - Backspacer

Lyrics:
Johnny Guitar Watson staring at me
Riding on three wheels, a woman on his knee
With a leg under a red dress I wish I could see
Further North a warmth alive & lingering

Now Johnny he be having lots of women
Oh The reason he be smiling known to him

On the left the girl in red, so innocent
Never sheds her clothes even when she goes to bed
The type of girl responsible for 'riginal sin
Can't help but wonder where & who she is

And the memory is always getting clearer
For that's 30 years or more I've loved her so
And how I need to know,.. Why she's with him

And I sleep with the light on,.. In case she comes
And I sleep with the light on,.. In case she

Recently as I was waiting on a dream
She came to visit lost and lonely me
She leaned over the bed & with her lips above my head
She asked if I had seen her Johnny

Oh and I hide my disappointment
Cause for years I had been hoping
Oh yeah I had been hoping
That when she came, she would come for me

I hide my disappointment
Cause for years I had been hoping
that when she came,
she'd be coming just for me