Wife’s Nickname for Penis
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My wife usually calls it "little guy" or "cute little thing" and sometimes "baby penis."
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Mine calls it “the little diaper dick “ as I wear diapers and a CB 24/7. She has no use for it.
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She tends to call it "your vagina" or "your clit"
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The woman i am fucking calls her husband's dick - Frodo, coz he is shorter than average and always needs a ring.
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the wife's nickname for my cock was Dexter
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Sissy clit
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She refers to it a “tithe” in the biblical sense because according to her calculations of pi times length times radius squared, my penis has somewhere between 10%-20% of the volumetric vaginal displacement power of her lover’s.
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We’ve referred to mine as “Turtle man” a good bit. I’m a grower, not a shower and Over the years I’ve developed a bit of a fat pad. I’d like to think I’ve got a reasonable size penis. Average or maybe a little less than, but decent. Decent size girth. I’ve got huge balls and a meaty nutsack. We’ve been trying to find a cage, but I cant seem to get a ring that I can get my balls in and sometimes I don’t hang loose enough to get them in either.
I would like to be larger, but alas here we are. As we’ve started this journey, she has told me that a FB little bigger would be nice. Not necessarily length, but girth. I’m happy to oblige her when she’s ready.
I would like to be larger, but alas here we are. As we’ve started this journey, she has told me that a FB little bigger would be nice. Not necessarily length, but girth. I’m happy to oblige her when she’s ready.
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I only occasionally self lock these days and the most difficult part of finding a good chastity cage is getting a ring that is loose enough to allow blood flow but tight enough to stay on. I found a size that worked for me, and it’s difficult to get on cause my balls are fairly big. There are some days that they just don’t cooperate and I can’t get them on. Sometimes a warm shower helps.Tracescuck wrote: ↑Sun Jul 31, 2022 10:47 amWe’ve been trying to find a cage, but I cant seem to get a ring that I can get my balls in and sometimes I don’t hang loose enough to get them in either.
I would like to be larger, but alas here we are. As we’ve started this journey, she has told me that a FB little bigger would be nice. Not necessarily length, but girth. I’m happy to oblige her when she’s ready.
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What cage do you use? It’s getting my balls through that seems to be the problem.sherulestherooster wrote: ↑Tue Aug 23, 2022 11:06 amI only occasionally self lock these days and the most difficult part of finding a good chastity cage is getting a ring that is loose enough to allow blood flow but tight enough to stay on. I found a size that worked for me, and it’s difficult to get on cause my balls are fairly big. There are some days that they just don’t cooperate and I can’t get them on. Sometimes a warm shower helps.Tracescuck wrote: ↑Sun Jul 31, 2022 10:47 amWe’ve been trying to find a cage, but I cant seem to get a ring that I can get my balls in and sometimes I don’t hang loose enough to get them in either.
I would like to be larger, but alas here we are. As we’ve started this journey, she has told me that a FB little bigger would be nice. Not necessarily length, but girth. I’m happy to oblige her when she’s ready.
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What I’d recommend is going through a Chinese site (got mine from DHGate) and order several ring sizes. They’re cheap so no harm no foul. For me the ring size was like Goldilocks, even a few millimeters on diameter made a huge noticeable difference. Maybe Amazon has some now. I can’t pull both testicles through at the same time, I have to pull one first then force the other one through. That’s why if it’s cold my scrotum is too tight to get the ring on. My balls “protest” the cage, lol. I basically just did a trial and error with ring and cage sizes. I’m also an extreme grower and most men will recommend to go smaller than you think in cage size. Good luck, I’ve had a ton of fun being caged (for short term play, I don’t have interest in24/7).
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Turtle man! I like when he comes out to play!
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Oh he likes you too!
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Aspergillum, mallet, bean
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Little button or disgusting little thing.
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My Wife calls it the little Weener, and holds her hand up and wiggles the little finger.
One day much to my surprise while with our friends she blurted it out with the finger wiggle as well.
We all laughed.
One day much to my surprise while with our friends she blurted it out with the finger wiggle as well.
We all laughed.
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When we first got married, her nickname for hubby dick was `Roger.' After several boyfriends since, she now calls it ``Little Roger.''
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My wife calls me Tiny Tim, because she says when we used to have intercourse, she could barely feel me. Super hot.
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She calls it her little backup helper.
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My wife laughs at mine and calls it turtle too. She loves to call it "unworthy" too.Triceratops wrote: ↑Tue Mar 01, 2022 11:44 amMine is Turtle as it resembles a turtle head peeking out from shell. She has told her friends that is her name for it and a couple of them have called me Turtle when out for drinks
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My wife had a new name for me this morning. She said that I was, "A boy with a little toy." She always says that I don't know what to do in bed, and thinks I am boy-like in my abilities, and it is like a toy and not a real sexual tool. Oh well.
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I love this one. It's clean enough to be able to be mentioned in public but specific enough to incredibly humiliating at the same time.
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What's even more humiliating is that my wife's lover also uses this expression. My wife, her lover and I once went to a restaurant/bar we like. I decided to visit the men's room before we were seated. My wife told me later that when she and Aaron went to the hostess to be seated, the hostess looked at them and said, "Table for two?" Aaron told her, "No, three. The little guy is in the men's room right now. He'll be here in a minute." When I came out and approached where they were waiting, the hostess (who I later learned was a funny and playful sort) said, "He's not so small." (I'm 6'). Aaron said, "Oh, trust me, he's small in ways you can't see." She didn't skip a beat and said something like, "Oh, Okay, I get it."
She must have said something to our waiter because he looked at me funny all evening.