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by Her number1 » Sun Nov 19, 2023 6:18 pm
Jack, her young guy, called her to meet a bit ago. Thankfully he likes to pull out and shoot his load into her mouth.
His cum tastes too bad to clean her.

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by leggysman » Mon Nov 20, 2023 8:59 am
Farmgirl: "Hi Jack, I brought you a pineapple"
Jack: "Hi Farmgirl, nice to see you. What's with the pineapple?"
Farmgirl: "My husband says your cum tastes yucky"
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by snoogaloo82 » Mon Nov 20, 2023 10:07 am
Her number1 wrote: ↑Sun Nov 19, 2023 6:18 pm
Jack, her young guy, called her to meet a bit ago. Thankfully he likes to pull out and shoot his load into her mouth.
His cum tastes too bad to clean her.
what does it taste like?
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by snoogaloo82 » Mon Nov 20, 2023 10:08 am
leggysman wrote: ↑Mon Nov 20, 2023 8:59 am
Farmgirl: "Hi Jack, I brought you a pineapple"
Jack: "Hi Farmgirl, nice to see you. What's with the pineapple?"
Farmgirl: "My husband says your cum tastes yucky"
ROFL!! i've been told that pineapple does make cum taste better. though how much pineapple does it take?
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by zoe » Mon Nov 20, 2023 11:20 am
Anyway, it must have been an XLT because at 5' 1" an FX4 would be a bit tall for our little debutante
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by Her number1 » Mon Nov 20, 2023 12:19 pm
snoogaloo82 wrote: ↑Mon Nov 20, 2023 10:08 am
leggysman wrote: ↑Mon Nov 20, 2023 8:59 am
Farmgirl: "Hi Jack, I brought you a pineapple"
Jack: "Hi Farmgirl, nice to see you. What's with the pineapple?"
Farmgirl: "My husband says your cum tastes yucky"
ROFL!! i've been told that pineapple does make cum taste better. though how much pineapple does it take?
Too much in his case. I had to lick the cat's ass to get the taste out of my mouth!
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by hoping_she_will_1day » Mon Nov 20, 2023 12:56 pm
Her number1 wrote: ↑Mon Nov 20, 2023 12:19 pm
snoogaloo82 wrote: ↑Mon Nov 20, 2023 10:08 am
leggysman wrote: ↑Mon Nov 20, 2023 8:59 am
Farmgirl: "Hi Jack, I brought you a pineapple"
Jack: "Hi Farmgirl, nice to see you. What's with the pineapple?"
Farmgirl: "My husband says your cum tastes yucky"
ROFL!! i've been told that pineapple does make cum taste better. though how much pineapple does it take?
Too much in his case. I had to lick the cat's ass to get the taste out of my mouth!
Oh my Gawd!!!
Lmfao
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by Farmgirl » Mon Nov 20, 2023 6:19 pm
zoe wrote: ↑Mon Nov 20, 2023 11:20 am
Anyway, it must have been an XLT because at 5' 1" an FX4 would be a bit tall for our little debutante
It's a Lariat FX4. I learned long ago to simply park with the rear wheels in a hole.
Kinda like a short bull steering the cow to stand in a low spot
Even with the wheels in a hole, I have to stand on my tiptoes; but then, standing on my tiptoes makes me feel extra naughty. It's like I'm straining to get it

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by Farmgirl » Mon Nov 20, 2023 6:23 pm
hoping_she_will_1day wrote: ↑Mon Nov 20, 2023 12:56 pm
Her number1 wrote: ↑Mon Nov 20, 2023 12:19 pm
Too much in his case. I had to lick the cat's ass to get the taste out of my mouth!
Oh my Gawd!!!
Lmfao
That's the only time he finds cats useful

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by hoping_she_will_1day » Mon Nov 20, 2023 6:38 pm
Farmgirl wrote: ↑Mon Nov 20, 2023 6:19 pm
zoe wrote: ↑Mon Nov 20, 2023 11:20 am
Anyway, it must have been an XLT because at 5' 1" an FX4 would be a bit tall for our little debutante
It's a Lariat FX4. I learned long ago to simply park with the rear wheels in a hole.
Kinda like a short bull steering the cow to stand in a low spot
Even with the wheels in a hole, I have to stand on my tiptoes; but then, standing on my tiptoes makes me feel extra naughty. It's like I'm straining to get it

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This is a pretty f'n sexy visual that you just painted.

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by Farmgirl » Mon Nov 20, 2023 6:42 pm
hoping_she_will_1day wrote: ↑Mon Nov 20, 2023 6:38 pm
Farmgirl wrote: ↑Mon Nov 20, 2023 6:19 pm
zoe wrote: ↑Mon Nov 20, 2023 11:20 am
Anyway, it must have been an XLT because at 5' 1" an FX4 would be a bit tall for our little debutante
It's a Lariat FX4. I learned long ago to simply park with the rear wheels in a hole.
Kinda like a short bull steering the cow to stand in a low spot
Even with the wheels in a hole, I have to stand on my tiptoes; but then, standing on my tiptoes makes me feel extra naughty. It's like I'm straining to get it

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This is a pretty f'n sexy visual that you just painted.
Little me?????
Thanks
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by snoogaloo82 » Tue Nov 21, 2023 3:18 am
Her number1 wrote: ↑Mon Nov 20, 2023 12:19 pm
snoogaloo82 wrote: ↑Mon Nov 20, 2023 10:08 am
leggysman wrote: ↑Mon Nov 20, 2023 8:59 am
Farmgirl: "Hi Jack, I brought you a pineapple"
Jack: "Hi Farmgirl, nice to see you. What's with the pineapple?"
Farmgirl: "My husband says your cum tastes yucky"
ROFL!! i've been told that pineapple does make cum taste better. though how much pineapple does it take?
Too much in his case. I had to lick the cat's ass to get the taste out of my mouth!
ROFL!!! that's priceless!!!

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by snoogaloo82 » Tue Nov 21, 2023 3:18 am
Farmgirl wrote: ↑Mon Nov 20, 2023 6:19 pm
zoe wrote: ↑Mon Nov 20, 2023 11:20 am
Anyway, it must have been an XLT because at 5' 1" an FX4 would be a bit tall for our little debutante
It's a Lariat FX4. I learned long ago to simply park with the rear wheels in a hole.
Kinda like a short bull steering the cow to stand in a low spot
Even with the wheels in a hole, I have to stand on my tiptoes; but then, standing on my tiptoes makes me feel extra naughty. It's like I'm straining to get it

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What a great visual you provided here!

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by zoe » Wed Nov 29, 2023 10:38 am
Farmgirl wrote: ↑Mon Nov 20, 2023 6:19 pm
zoe wrote: ↑Mon Nov 20, 2023 11:20 am
Anyway, it must have been an XLT because at 5' 1" an FX4 would be a bit tall for our little debutante
It's a Lariat FX4. I learned long ago to simply park with the rear wheels in a hole.
Kinda like a short bull steering the cow to stand in a low spot
Even with the wheels in a hole, I have to stand on my tiptoes; but then, standing on my tiptoes makes me feel extra naughty. It's like I'm straining to get it

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He drops the tailgate and gives her a glance
She drops her pants and assumes the stance
Up on her toes her kitty exposed
He grabs the gear shift and into “D” it goes
The shocks are rocking as her ass dances round
His engine redlines and the both make that sound
His FX4 has flooded her good
Her #1 will soon be licking her hood
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by Farmgirl » Wed Nov 29, 2023 11:06 am
zoe wrote: ↑Wed Nov 29, 2023 10:38 am
Farmgirl wrote: ↑Mon Nov 20, 2023 6:19 pm
zoe wrote: ↑Mon Nov 20, 2023 11:20 am
Anyway, it must have been an XLT because at 5' 1" an FX4 would be a bit tall for our little debutante
It's a Lariat FX4. I learned long ago to simply park with the rear wheels in a hole.
Kinda like a short bull steering the cow to stand in a low spot
Even with the wheels in a hole, I have to stand on my tiptoes; but then, standing on my tiptoes makes me feel extra naughty. It's like I'm straining to get it

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He drops the tailgate and gives her a glance
She drops her pants and assumes the stance
Up on her toes her kitty exposed
He grabs the gear shift and into “D” it goes
The shocks are rocking as her ass dances round
His engine redlines and the both make that sound
His FX4 has flooded her good
Her #1 will soon be licking her hood
My troubadour

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by zoe » Wed Nov 29, 2023 11:21 am
This diddy just popped into my head, hope it made you smile

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by Farmgirl » Wed Nov 29, 2023 11:44 am
zoe wrote: ↑Wed Nov 29, 2023 11:21 am
This diddy just popped into my head, hope it made you smile
It did!!
I like the whole thing, but lines 3 and 4 really hit home

. I love the wordplay on "D".
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by zoe » Wed Nov 29, 2023 11:56 am
I do have a way with words, amongst other talents
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by Her number1 » Wed Nov 29, 2023 4:14 pm
We were talking at breakfast this morning about all manner of things when her phone rang. I could tell by her voice it was her boyfriend, that familiar giddy schoolgirl tone.
When she ended the call, she was beaming as she said, " Allen wants me to spend a couple of nights with him at Ft Smith ". I couldn't help but be caught up in her excitement! It was exciting for me as a hotwife husband, but the real excitement came from her excitement in the moment and the excited glow she will have on her return home.
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by snoogaloo82 » Thu Nov 30, 2023 5:37 am
Her number1 wrote: ↑Wed Nov 29, 2023 4:14 pm
We were talking at breakfast this morning about all manner of things when her phone rang. I could tell by her voice it was her boyfriend, that familiar giddy schoolgirl tone.
When she ended the call, she was beaming as she said, " Allen wants me to spend a couple of nights with him at Ft Smith ". I couldn't help but be caught up in her excitement! It was exciting for me as a hotwife husband, but the real excitement came from her excitement in the moment and the excited glow she will have on her return home.
That feeling's amazing isn't it??
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by Her number1 » Thu Nov 30, 2023 5:22 pm
I got a few text messages from her today:
" Just had back seat truck sex!!!! Like a damn slut!!!! "
I replied, You're married!
" Well then a married slut!!!! "
Later:
" We're going out. I'm a proper business woman but I have cum running down my leg. "
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by snoogaloo82 » Fri Dec 01, 2023 12:27 am
Her number1 wrote: ↑Thu Nov 30, 2023 5:22 pm
I got a few text messages from her today:
" Just had back seat truck sex!!!! Like a damn slut!!!! "
I replied, You're married!
" Well then a married slut!!!! "
Later:
" We're going out. I'm a proper business woman but I have cum running down my leg. "
Sounds beautiful! I wouldn't change a thing!
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by Farmgirl » Sun Dec 03, 2023 11:30 am
snoogaloo82 wrote: ↑Fri Dec 01, 2023 12:27 am
Her number1 wrote: ↑Thu Nov 30, 2023 5:22 pm
I got a few text messages from her today:
" Just had back seat truck sex!!!! Like a damn slut!!!! "
I replied, You're married!
" Well then a married slut!!!! "
Later:
" We're going out. I'm a proper business woman but I have cum running down my leg. "
Sounds beautiful! I wouldn't change a thing!

Neither would I!! I had an amazing time There is just something sooooo nice about walking around taking care of business with a man's cum running down my leg. Even better when it's a few times a day, and a day

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by snoogaloo82 » Mon Dec 04, 2023 2:42 am
Farmgirl wrote: ↑Sun Dec 03, 2023 11:30 am
snoogaloo82 wrote: ↑Fri Dec 01, 2023 12:27 am
Her number1 wrote: ↑Thu Nov 30, 2023 5:22 pm
I got a few text messages from her today:
" Just had back seat truck sex!!!! Like a damn slut!!!! "
I replied, You're married!
" Well then a married slut!!!! "
Later:
" We're going out. I'm a proper business woman but I have cum running down my leg. "
Sounds beautiful! I wouldn't change a thing!

Neither would I!! I had an amazing time There is just something sooooo nice about walking around taking care of business with a man's cum running down my leg. Even better when it's a few times a day, and a day

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Sounds like the perfect life...er I mean wife...er i mean both!!!
