My vixen is always treated with respect...we don't use negative language to describe her healthy appetite and enjoyment of other men. but jokes are fun. one of ours is what's a hotwife's favorite burger? Five Guys
ok i wont quit my dayjob. but you guys got any hotwife jokes you've made up? bumpersticker worthy? or t'shirt?
Hotwife/Cuck/Bull/Stag/Vixen humor
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Jimbo7giveher
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Re: Hotwife/Cuck/Bull/Stag/Vixen humor
"My wife's a hard core pornstar"
"Do you mind?"
"Of course not. It's only acting."
54321
Yeah. My day job is going great too.
"Do you mind?"
"Of course not. It's only acting."
54321
Yeah. My day job is going great too.
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MarknSusan
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Re: Hotwife/Cuck/Bull/Stag/Vixen humor
Good one!Jimbo7giveher wrote: ↑Wed Oct 02, 2024 4:40 pmMy vixen is always treated with respect...we don't use negative language to describe her healthy appetite and enjoyment of other men. but jokes are fun. one of ours is what's a hotwife's favorite burger? Five Guys
ok i wont quit my dayjob. but you guys got any hotwife jokes you've made up? bumpersticker worthy? or t'shirt?
Re: Hotwife/Cuck/Bull/Stag/Vixen humor
Wife “I need your credit card to get a hotel room for me and Mike”.
Me: “hell no. Why can’t you go back to his apartment again”
Wife “I don’t want to get him in trouble”
Me: “???”
Wife: People in his apartment complex complained that I made too much noise when we were fucking.
Me:
…you want the Master or Visa card
Me: “hell no. Why can’t you go back to his apartment again”
Wife “I don’t want to get him in trouble”
Me: “???”
Wife: People in his apartment complex complained that I made too much noise when we were fucking.
Me:
…you want the Master or Visa card-
Jimbo7giveher
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Re: Hotwife/Cuck/Bull/Stag/Vixen humor
its only acting....
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Jimbo7giveher
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Re: Hotwife/Cuck/Bull/Stag/Vixen humor
its only acting....
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Jimbo7giveher
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Re: Hotwife/Cuck/Bull/Stag/Vixen humor
her favorite convenience store is .... Kum and Go
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Dutchpride7
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Re: Hotwife/Cuck/Bull/Stag/Vixen humor
It's not a joke but rather something that happened with the 3 of us,hotwife,hubbie,& me. Hotwife's hubbie asked me one time some years ago about "Fucklicking." I didn't know? So he explains to me what it is. I hear and think Wow! That sounds awesome.
Needless to say next time I'm with them I get going on hotwife pumping her pretty hard and good deep inside her and I get in position to start pumping her doggy style,being at the end of the bed,hubbie gets into position where he's off to the side kind of underneath her ass,as I'm pumping in & out of her deep but just in a slower motion,hubbie starts licking my balls at the sametime pumping. Hard & deep into wife's hot wet pussy and the feel of his the tongue on my balls as I'm pumping in and out of her is just unreal and have never felt anything so fucking good,it's unbelievable and I can just feel my nuts welling up more and more as he's tonguing my balls and the slow build up of pumping in and out of her hot wet juicy twat as his tongue licking my balls started welling up so much that after so long I couldn't take it anymore and saif out loud I'm hlgunna bust my nut wife open it hurt so much I couldnt hold back anymore,I begin to pull out and hubbie grabs my hard cock and guides me out and once my hard cock is out It starts pumping load after load of thick milky ivory cum like oysters, pix worthy creampie right where hubbie wanted it,,I was loaded with pussy juices & nut nectar all over my hard cock and hubbie,cleans me up which be so loves to do and I appreciate,then after cleaning and licking my nuts clean he takes me in his mouth and completely drains my balls,I lay back and start suckling on wifes breast to unwind and.relaxes me while hubbies goes down onwife and gets her to orgasm immensely as he's got his face and tongue buried in her hot twat,enjoying the creampie & juicy pussy that sends her into uncontrollable orgasms.
After it's all said and done, I'm so stoked and unbelievably happy that through time I've realized I liked that fucklick so fucking much that I say and tell hubbie that he got me turned out on it I dig it so much. Yoake a long
story short throughout the years I bring it up how hubbie completely turned me out on that and with that fucklick with a smirk on my face and once I bring that up,to see the expressions on their faces is worth everything,it's a complete crack up and what an expression will tell you on ones(both)their faces is worth it all.
Because every now and then it's a running joke I bring. Up who was responsible for completely turning me out on that & it's a good laugh & comadre.
I hope I.portrayed that right on the light side so you understand. Anyway Cheers to all hotwifes,hubbies,Cucks & Cuckoldress,and Stag & Vixens.
Yowzza!...
Needless to say next time I'm with them I get going on hotwife pumping her pretty hard and good deep inside her and I get in position to start pumping her doggy style,being at the end of the bed,hubbie gets into position where he's off to the side kind of underneath her ass,as I'm pumping in & out of her deep but just in a slower motion,hubbie starts licking my balls at the sametime pumping. Hard & deep into wife's hot wet pussy and the feel of his the tongue on my balls as I'm pumping in and out of her is just unreal and have never felt anything so fucking good,it's unbelievable and I can just feel my nuts welling up more and more as he's tonguing my balls and the slow build up of pumping in and out of her hot wet juicy twat as his tongue licking my balls started welling up so much that after so long I couldn't take it anymore and saif out loud I'm hlgunna bust my nut wife open it hurt so much I couldnt hold back anymore,I begin to pull out and hubbie grabs my hard cock and guides me out and once my hard cock is out It starts pumping load after load of thick milky ivory cum like oysters, pix worthy creampie right where hubbie wanted it,,I was loaded with pussy juices & nut nectar all over my hard cock and hubbie,cleans me up which be so loves to do and I appreciate,then after cleaning and licking my nuts clean he takes me in his mouth and completely drains my balls,I lay back and start suckling on wifes breast to unwind and.relaxes me while hubbies goes down onwife and gets her to orgasm immensely as he's got his face and tongue buried in her hot twat,enjoying the creampie & juicy pussy that sends her into uncontrollable orgasms.
After it's all said and done, I'm so stoked and unbelievably happy that through time I've realized I liked that fucklick so fucking much that I say and tell hubbie that he got me turned out on it I dig it so much. Yoake a long
story short throughout the years I bring it up how hubbie completely turned me out on that and with that fucklick with a smirk on my face and once I bring that up,to see the expressions on their faces is worth everything,it's a complete crack up and what an expression will tell you on ones(both)their faces is worth it all.
Because every now and then it's a running joke I bring. Up who was responsible for completely turning me out on that & it's a good laugh & comadre.
I hope I.portrayed that right on the light side so you understand. Anyway Cheers to all hotwifes,hubbies,Cucks & Cuckoldress,and Stag & Vixens.
Yowzza!...
Re: Hotwife/Cuck/Bull/Stag/Vixen humor
TRUE STORY. We were in bed when she started kissing me. She looked me in my eyes and said. What I need right now is to be FUCKED”. My dick immediately got hard. Then she grabbed her phone and said “I’m gonna call Brad and see what he’s up to”.
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Male friend: Do you have any naked pictures of your wife?
Husband: Of course not!
Male friend : Would you like some?
Husband: Of course not!
Male friend : Would you like some?