Sex is Unquantifiably Better

[Tank Turner]

Sex is amazingly erotic when our kids aren't home.

After my wife got out of the shower, she walked completely naked into my home-office. I knew she was standing behind me. I knew what she wanted. She was not in a mood to be denied. She sat on my desk with her legs open. Her beautiful pussy beckoned for my attention. She asked, "Well?" grabbed the back on my head and pulled my face into Shangri-la. I could bury my face in her sexy, silk bush for hours. My finger rubbed the inner ridges of her drenched pussy while my mouth and tongue played orgasmic music on her clit. I was in ecstasy and she was in a euphoric trance.

After her third orgasm, we destroyed our bed. We are not in to sedate fucking. We fuck with passionate abandon.

I knew that I should not cum inside of her because she was going to her sister's home. I knew her answer before asking where she wanted it. "On my tits," she moaned. She rubbed it in after I collapsed on the bed next to her.

When our kids aren't home, we'll fuck all over our home. That wasn't the first time I had my face in her sexy bush while she sat on my desk. When our kids are home, we'll fuck in our room with the door closed and lock and only after my wife is absolutely certain they're asleep.

Before she left, she told me to be ready when she returns home this evening.

[hornedhubby]

I can totally relate, Tank.

We were together ten years before we had kids. The freedom was glorious. Always ready for anything.

Parenthood challenged and changed that approach. But, since my mom was the perfect Nana and nearby, she regularly took the kids for all-day Saturdays and overnights, beginning in the 1990's.

And we took advantage.

Once, when the kids were 4 and 6, they asked us what we did when they were at Nana's.

I told them we always went to Adult Disney World. It made them crazy jealous. For years, they thought it was a real place.

It was. An ADW with lots of rides and with our bed as Cinderella's castle.

When they first asked, of course, they had no idea I was referencing our sex life. Eventually they figured it out, and it remains a family joke.

Have fun and best wishes.

[Tank Turner]

Hi hornedhubby,

Until our first child was a toddle, my wife was virtually always naked inside of our home.

Before we had kids, we fucked everywhere in our home.

Now we have to take advantage of every opportunity when they're gone.

[Tank Turner]

I stopped by my sister-in-law's for a few minutes. My wife and her brother-in-law were getting ready to go shopping for stuff for tomorrow night's party. It's a humorous adventure watching those two shopping.

My sister-in-law looked like her husband just fucked her like a porn star. They're trying for another kid. My wife told me that they fuck as often as he can get it up. According to what my sister-in-law told my wife, they fuck at least 4 times a day. I'd be lucky to fuck 4 times a day.

She was wearing a bikini wrap with nothing underneath it. She is an incredibly sexy woman. Before she got pregnant, I used to fight hard-ons when she wore revealing clothes. Now she does nothing for me.

My wife told me to come back after work. She wanted me to join them in the pool. I should be there by 5. By that time, they'll be chilling after an afternoon of skinny dipping. The brother-in-law told me he'd have grilled tri-tip and cold beer waiting for me. I can't pass up cold beer on a hot day.

[SheLikesWhenIWatch]

Totally get it!

The universe conspires with children and makes them nature’s birth control soldiers. When they were toddlers, I can’t even count the number of times my wife and I had begun getting busy when Birth Control #1 or Birth Control #2 would make their presence known in the bedrooms down the hall. A thump. A giggle. A video game noise. All concentration lost…for both of us. No one cums tonight!

As they became teenagers, they would often go over to friends’ houses to hang out, and my wife and I would take advantage to get busy as quickly as possible. Alas, like a Bat-Signal that only they could see, the universe would somehow alert the Birth Control that their parents were engaging in baby-making activity, so they would CONFOUNDINGLY roll back into the house just as I would be on the brink of “putting a baby inside of her.”

All concentration lost, I would get sooooooo frustrated with the universe.

Fuck the God of Birth Control!!! He (She?) is a fucking asshole!

[Tank Turner]

Hola SheLikesWhenIWatch,

Your post eloquently and precisely exposed the reality of kids and their effects on sex.

Since our kids were tall enough to turn doorknobs, they entered out bedroom without knocking.

[Tank Turner]

I arrived at the in-laws about a half-hour behind schedule. My sister-in-law and her husband were on the patio. My wife was in the kitchen making another blender of margaritas. The sisters were wearing their usual bikini wraps with nothing under them. They might as well have been naked. Within a minute, my wife returned to the patio carrying a fresh pitcher of margaritas. My eyes focused on her sexy bush that was clearly visible through her untied bikini wrap.

She sat next to me. They were in discussion about possible vacation destinations before I arrived. She told me that they swam and showered before I arrived, but I could swim. I declined the offer.

The in-laws cleaned up and took plates and condiments to the kitchen leaving my wife and me alone on the patio. Within five minutes, she straddled me and fucked me on the patio. Sex is far better when we don't have the worry of the possibility of premature termination for fear of kids causing our passion to disappear. Spontaneous sex without fear of kids barging in is incomparably erotic. Scheduled sex is not as exciting.

She spent the night at her sister's home, so she couldn't fulfill the promise she made to me before leaving in the morning. Not to worry, she'll more than make it up to me. She missed it far more than I did.

[Tank Turner]

The absolute best sex I've ever had was spontaneous sex with my wife. Scheduled sex (after the kids are asleep) is more like a chore than euphoric sex.

Last night on my sister-in-law's patio was spontaneous, exciting, and euphoric sex.