Hot things your wife has said!

[geoffrya]

1:30 am text "on the way home, fully loaded"

yes i love the brief ones like that to when she wants me to pick her up, some of my favourites
1 hurry its leaking from me
2 creamed up
3 ready now for your tongue
4 hes finished with it now
5 he walking me to car park i can feel it running down my legs
6 he must have been saving this for weeks
7 spunked up ___ times

[floridafellow]

Her "can I suck him?"

Me. Yes if you want to. Let me get the camera.

[c_takeme]

I got my husband all hot with a message that said:

"Hey Steve - No condoms left so the next two days will be bareback riding. Loving it. Be ready for me when I get home."

Kisses
C

[geoffrya]

the last post reminded me of a call i had yrs ago when she was supposed to have been making sure she made them wear a condom, she hated it with condoms but i insisted she made them wear one, it was in days before texts so she had to ring me on landline to pick her up after
She said " dont get cross but im full of cum they both burst the french letters "
I was so worried but shit it was worth it when I saw what she had dripping from her lol

[yama0]

I was fucking Lj with her dildo/vibrator Saterday night asking her if she liked him fucking her?
Lj: Yes
Telling her it's so easy to lick her pussy when he is fucking her.
Lj: Mmmmmm, ahhhhh
She sucked my Dick into her mouth I said do u like two dicks, do you like sucking my Dick when he is inside of you?
Lj: Muffled yes
Do u want me to fuck you now?
Lj: Yes
I slide into her dripping wet pussy so easy.
Lj: Yeah your going to have to go first cause I can't even feel you right now."
I came right after she said that, like seconds
Lj: Arg...he's going to have to fuck me so I can cum and I want you to lick me while he does.

She isn't a hotwife yet but I'm slowly chipping away at her.

[TriangleTangle]

This one probably doesn't qualify, It is less about what she said than what someone else said. I thought about posting it previously, but think it is still worth sharing. It happened years ago with a former....

We were at a fairly big local pub with mixed couples. By mixed I mean there were quite a few couples and a few single bi women that were actively in the lifestyle and many others that were not. This place had became a magnet for local swingers. As usual, when swingers are in the presence of vanilla people you all know never ever to let on in public that you are swingers; it is a massively fun inside secret we all shared. Try as we might, some caught on over time - especially the bartenders and staff. We all knew who the lifestyle couples and singles were; Hell, we were all regulars that frequented pretty much ever local lifestyle club event and hotel social and knew most everyone by first name if not from their birthmarks in private places. Some of the couple pairs there had regular sex with each other privately.

The place was always packed having a DJ or a live band. It was getting very late near closing one night and pretty much all of the vanilla people had left the bar, or we thought they all had. My lady at the time had been flirting heavily with several of the lifestyle men (and a woman or two) and now was in a far off corner booth getting banged discretely. Well, I guess not discretely enough because there was one vanilla guy sitting right next to me at the bar remaining. It seems he had his eye on her a good portion of the night watching her go from guy to guy and had even danced with her once or twice; I think he the hots for her in her skimpy little dress and its understandable because she enjoyed grinding the guys she danced with. Well, he caught on to the action in the back booth but didn't know she was mine, and then blurted out, "What a fucking slut!" To which I instantly replied, "That's my girl!" After which the rest of the lifestyle group broke out in hysterical laughter.

The look on the guys face was priceless. He froze like a deer in the headlights trying to comprehend what was happening and then made a quick exit, I think from from embarrassment or disgust, I am not sure which. Needless to say, we never saw him at that pub again.

My girl emerged shortly afterwards, totally clueless as to what had happened, and asked what all the laughter was about. I just gave her a hug and said "Nothing dear, I think someone just got screwed."

TT

[HOT4MYWIFE]

We were at a hotel with her boyfriend and were taking turns entering my wife but not cumming. During one of my turns she and I kissed, she told me. "I love you but, I want my boyfriend's cock inside me now."

[fanatic2006]

On our way out of the restaurant with a male friend, we were making plans for our upcoming weekend at the cottage. She said..."We should go for wings on Saturday night, I haven't had a taste of that for a while". Our friend chips in with "I've got something else in mind for you to taste". Her immediate response was "I've already had a taste of that!"

[Californian]

"Can we go out shopping tonight?"

Translation: She asking me out to help picking sexy outfits and lingerie for her lover.

[TriangleTangle]

Mine makes many frequent innuendos such as, "I am having a chocolate craving" with that special look on her face and tone in her voice - translation: she is aching for her BBC to fuck her.

TT

[Hubby109]

" I can't believe how turned on I got watching you eat your very first cream pie"

... Heard that last week, and will hear it again tomorrow and we go for round two with a new FB. This time however, I expect HW will be more verbal, and remind me what i am slurping up and from who.... kinda of like .... ' c'mon honey, clean my sloppy cunt up from T's load he just pumpd into me'.... 'you like eating other mens sperm from your cumdump wife's just used hole baby?'

[bicuriouslust]

" I can't believe how turned on I got watching you eat your very first cream pie"

... Heard that last week, and will hear it again tomorrow and we go for round two with a new FB. This time however, I expect HW will be more verbal, and remind me what i am slurping up and from who.... kinda of like .... ' c'mon honey, clean my sloppy cunt up from T's load he just pumpd into me'.... 'you like eating other mens sperm from your cumdump wife's just used hole baby?'

So hot!

[fchriste]

"I love having two cocks" - get hard every time I hear that

[noeandmik]

Recently, my not yet hotwife was giving me a fantastic blowjob. I told her how much I loved watching her suck cock. She looked up and said, "I bet it would look great with someone behind me, fucking me in the ass." She had a twinkle in her eye that she gets when she knows she has me. (I only get her ass on special occasions) "Really?!!" was my reply. "Might as well make two people happy" she said as she continued her work. Needless to say, I didn't last long.

[yama0]

Mine makes many frequent innuendos such as, "I am having a chocolate craving" with that special look on her face and tone in her voice - translation: she is aching for her BBC to fuck her.

TT

Wow, Lj is constantly telling me she is craving chocolate. Now I know what she really wants.

[MarknSusan]

I was in the backseat of a car with my wife on my right and this cute little hottie Suzie on my left. My buddy Rick was driving with his wife Lori in the front seat next to him. We were returning to our home from a short happy hour.

My wife says "let's play a game. Pull down your pants and lets see if you can tell which hand is touching your dick!" I was hard about 15 seconds from Lori, my wife and Suzie all taking turns on my dick. When we got home it was even more fun!

[Truckstar]

We were watching a dating show on TV (New Year's Eve) called Dinner Date, If you don't understand the format it is below.

The format isn't even particularly ingenious. A contestant visits the homes of three potential romantic interests and judges them on their ability to cook and not be too distressingly weird over the course of a single evening. If there's a spark of chemistry, they go on a date. If there isn't, they eat a lonely microwave meal for one from a tray perched on their lap. That's all there is to it – but somehow it works brilliantly.

I was sat with my wife, my mother and my wife's best friend.

The show people are discussing what men find attractive in women

I say very pleasantly to my wife "What do you think I find the most attractive thing in you?"

Without a pause for thought my wife as quick as a flash says "another man's cock babe".

My mother claps her hands rapidly and laughs hysterically and says "Bloody marvellous", repeatedly which is as close to swearing as my dear mother gets.

Liz who was taking a sip of tea nearly chokes to death.

They are all in the know about us, thankfully.

My reply was "no your sense of humour"

[icgsteve]

Last Tue after I gave her to two men over three hours (played seperately), both cumming on and in her with me cumming in her after and after she took a shower......"I still smell like cum!" *excited voice*

[MrSbabs41]

She said this to her new lover last night, I almost melted. There is like 20 more but I'll save some for later.

I've learned how to contain myself when it comes to having a huge cock sliding up deep inside of me. I've learned how to make the toys give me what my husband can't. Then you come along with this massive, beautiful, cock.

[confused]

One of our first times with another man was an mmf. At the end of the night my wife was lying on her side, me in front, him behind. As he was fucking her we were kissing and every now and again we would stop and look at each other. We started to kiss again, really deep and slow and i could feel every thrust into her. He got faster then stopped. She look at me, smiled, and said he's finished with me. So hot!

[ironshadow]

My wife used tell me a story about 3 young guys picking her up in a large converted van. She was 35 at the time! She would go into great detail how they felt her up ..... which one took her blouse off......who unhooked bra......which took her pants and panties off! What each one said as they entered her! And as they came inside her:) Absolutly drove me crazy. I guess that was what she wanted to do! Maybe it was more than just story??

[shipscat1976]

[Foxglove]

Mrs. Foxglove was just broken in by a new lover on Saturday afternoon. When she came through the front door afterwards she pulled her skirt up around her waist to show me her panties and said: "That was fantastic and I'm a mess down there! Put your hand in!"
I did as asked and she wasn't kidding! I told her to hold her skirt in place then I pulled her panties down and let them drop to her ankles where I could see the soaked gusset. I turned her around, had her grip the nearby railing and eased into her from behind and enjoyed her fresh sloppy seconds. Then came the coup de grace: "I was just in this position half an hour ago!" That was it. I added several more squirts into her busy little honeypot!

[nrizs]

We were at a local swing club and having a great time. We went to the group room with another couple and next thing we know several more couples joined us. I notice Grace was being fucked by a couple of guys and enjoying herself immensely. I decided to take a break and when I came back, the orgy had died down and she was chatting with one of the many guys that fucked her that night.

Her and I went off to be by ourself in a smaller room and as we were fucking she told me she had fucked 14 guys that night. There was another bed in the room and people were walking by and taking a peek at the action. All of a sudden Grace stop riding me ( she was fucking me cowgirl style) and stares at a gentlemen walking by who had an impressive size cock.

She jumps off me and say, "Honey, I have to fuck that guy. I wanted to fuck him earlier, but I was busy; sorry but I have to have him now" and she ran off.

I finally did get to finish fucking her later that night as she told me all about fucking that big cock man.

[kcred1]

She had gone out with a coworker to check him out and see how interested he was in her. Around 10:00 PM I hear a strange car pull up in the driveway.

As she and he enter the house, she speaks out "Hi honey we're home, come here I have someone you need to meet". It was a good night!