Ares wrote: ... however, (I) see an example of my dear husband trying to tease me in "public." I've just GOT to address that.
MrAres wrote:I'll see you tonight. (and so will someone else, right? or are we not discussing that in public? oops, too late! lol
Oh, golly gosh dearest husband, the man thatI love more than any other in the world. Now that you've brought it up, Of COURSE we're goin' to discuss this in public 'cause now it's too late! Were you trying to use some type of double-entendre? OK, I'll stick with your theme as I explain.
You are absolutely right that another man is going to see me this evening. Your good friend Brian in fact. I know he's your good friend -- let me explain how I know that.
Ya know how temps have been dropping? Well Brian knows that you'd not want your loving wife to catch her death by cold, so he is willing to help assure that doesn't happen. We'll get completely naked and clutch each other tightly under the covers -- one of the best ways to avoid freezing is to share body warmth, right? See? Thoughtful of him, right?
Then, of course, there's the big Ebola scare. He will most certainly be taking my temperature to be sure I'm not sick. Thing is? The most accurate temperature for our bodies is taken DEEP within, and you KNOW that his "thermometer" is one hell of a lot longer than yours so will likely yield a more satisfying result. And he's willing to take my temperature multiple times just to insure accurate results. What a guy, eh?!
Oh, and remember how we've been trying to stretch the budget out a bit this month? You needn't worry, later tonight, Brian will be helping us out. Well he'll be helping with the "stretching" part anyway, not so much with the budget. You've seen the man. You KNOW that he'll be stretching things out far more than you're able, so that'll be really helpful, right?
I'm not done yet, my sweets! Know how we ran out of lubricant? Yep, Brian is willing to loan us some! It does come in a really large hard tube, so I really have to work to extract that lovely lubricant/lotion, but hey, I'm willing to work HARD for the team just like Brian is. I'm sure that I can coax copious amounts of lubricant from that tube if I Brian and I try HARD enough.
Not only that, but Brian has that special kind of edible lubricant that can also be used to create Pies! He is actually f'ing willing to use enough lubricant from his stash to make you a huge, delicious pie! OMG, isn't he just over the top sweet?
And just think, my darling, loving husband, Brian will also be saving you SOOO much time. 'Cause as he's helping me provide all these things for our benefit, you'll have all that free time to make dinner, help the kids with their homework, and clean the place up before I get back with your delicious desert. DAYUM, ain't life grand?

I love you so much you crazy, open-minded, sexy man who should know better than to challenge me online!

Oh, and it's good you got your vote in. Ehem .... trying to get back on topic ..... So you voted "BJ" ..... ok ....... I'll get back to address some of the other great and heartfelt comments here just as soon as I can, sorry that I got so sidetracked. Now back to your regularly scheduled programming!